Migrants around the world are happy as hell, thanks to the Chinese showing the complete ineptness of NORAD and the ridiculous Americans. China and Russia are laughing their assholes off, and I’m kinda laughing too. Migrants from Central and South…
Who wants China balloon? We make everything in world – and now we make balloon that can fly around the whole wide world! We can even make it go off-course and pretend we lose balloon, we no have control over it – we have air force and secret…
So you wanna be a drug mule? Sure, lots of celebrities and politicians and Trump children NEED the product you have shoved up your ass, but have you even thought about other career choices? Fuck that, coke pays good, so why flip burgers when a few…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will look a little different this year, according to parade organizers. Parade director, Montrose Aspentwist, told the news media that the cartoon balloons will all be weari…
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