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Funny story: Ancelotti's eyebrow on the move again

Ancelotti's eyebrow on the move again

After Chelsea's defeat by Manchester United, Carlo Ancelotti's left eyebrow is looking for another move upwards. Already one of the best movers in the Premier League, Ancelotti's left eyebrow is looking even more unsettled, especially in post-mat...

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Funny story: Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test. Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans In Michael Jackson Statue Panic

Liverpool Fans In Michael Jackson Statue Panic

It's being reported that hundreds of Liverpool fans are afraid to go near Fulham's Craven Cottage ground ahead of tonight's Premier League match because they're afraid of Mohamed Al Fayed's tribute Michael Jackson statue. According to eye witnesse...

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Funny story: King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

King Kenny Wants His Perch Back

According to sources, 'King' Kenny Dalglish is privately furious that Manchester United are all set to overhaul Liverpool's tally of 18 League Titles, and has sent an angry text to Sir Alex Ferguson demanding his perch back. Old Trafford insiders...

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Funny story: QPR face massive penis reduction

QPR face massive penis reduction

QPR fans are bracing themselves for a massive penis reduction from the Football Association. FA spokesperson Arthur Slaphead-Mason is calling for a 10"reduction and claims "Those big time Charlies have been larging it up for years". QPR fans have...

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Funny story: Pompey To Dominate Europe

Pompey To Dominate Europe

Portsmouth FC have a wonderful future as English and European champions according to an expert. The south coast club have endured difficult times recently - they won the FA Cup in 2008, but went into freefall once their Russian oligarch owner lost...

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Funny story: Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Man Utd blew Chelsea away and they should have had at least 2 penalties to add to the score. Even though the score was only 2-1 the difference was that between heaven and hell. After pathetically attempting to revive there game by substituting Kal...

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Funny story: Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Hot down the drain news suggests that Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti is off back to his home town of La Bella Roma, and about to bid Stamford Bridge 'arrivederci.' After Chelsea virtually surrendered their Premiership title to fellow London club, M...

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Funny story: Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

As Manchester United close in their 19th league title after beating Chelsea today, top Liverpool supporters are dismissing the achievement as "nowt to write home about, dere, la!" Utd now need one more point from two games to win the title, fulfil...

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Funny story: Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

Are You Watching Merseyside? - United Close In On Title Number 19

It was billed as 'The Clash Of The Titans' and Chelsea's titans were left reeling as Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez scored in the first minute, latching onto a slide-rule pass from Ji Sung Park and coolly side-footing the ball home past a flailing Pet...

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Funny story: Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

Alarm Bells Ringing In Manchester As Stoke City Destroy Arsenal

It looks like it's "squeaky bum" time for Manchester City fans as the days leading up to the FA Cup Final rumble slowly by. The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that City have already won the cup following their shock semi-final vict...

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Funny story: Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another s...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

Osama Bin Laden Has Left His Extensive Soccer Ball Collection To President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - Reports coming out of the town of Abbottabad are stating that Osama Bin Laden had been collecting soccer balls for over 20 years. Most had been purchased over the Internet from Soccer Balls "R" Us which is one of the world's...

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Funny story: Fergie's Cunning Plan To Beat Barca

Fergie's Cunning Plan To Beat Barca

Man Utd manager Sir Alex Ferguson reckons he's come up with the perfect way to beat Barca in the Champions League Final at the end of May. Realising that players such as Carrick, O'Shea and Fabio would be ripped to shreds if the Old Trafford side...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney kidnapped!

Wayne Rooney kidnapped!

Man United souperstar, Wayne Rooney, has been kidnapped. It seems that after the Man United whitewash against the hopeless Krauts called Schalke 04, Wayne Rooney was kidnapped on the doorstep of his luxury mansion in full "Monty" after fulfilling his...

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Funny story: Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson admitted this morning that he has no battle plan ahead of Sunday's Old Trafford showdown with a resurgent Chelsea. When questioned, the United boss simply said that he would select a team which he deemed c...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Fury Over Extortionate Champions League Final Ticket Prices

Wayne Rooney Fury Over Extortionate Champions League Final Ticket Prices

Wayne Rooney joined the massed ranks of Manchester United supporters enraged by the outrageous prices being demanded by ticket touts for the Champions League showcase final against Barcelona at Wembley on May 28th. On some internet sites, prime ti...

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