QPR face massive penis reduction

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Monday, 9 May 2011

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QPR fans are bracing themselves for a massive penis reduction from the Football Association. FA spokesperson Arthur Slaphead-Mason is calling for a 10"reduction and claims "Those big time Charlies have been larging it up for years".

QPR fans have been told by mananger Colin Wanker to carry on celebrating their victory after a long and hard season. An open bus parade where the fans can parade their trophies is planned in Shepherd's Bush.

Evidence of the West Londoner's guilt has been leaked to the Sun by part time FA cleaner and Littlehampton resident Doris Trellis(83).

QPR's owners Bernie Ecclestone (3'7")and Lakshmi Mittal (17.5billion) have put their best briefs on standby to defend the confident West Londoners.

If the QPR fans are found guilty The Sun expects the Welsh fans to demand compensation. Cardiff solicitor Dai Hard of Pikey Pikey and Pikey have assured thousands of sheep that the authorites are "fully behind them".

Ex footballer and outspoken pundit Alan Sheepshearer broke off from creosoting his shed to comment "I am over the moon.Rules are rules at the end of the day

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