SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen who up until recently was making an unbelievable $1.8 million a week for really doing nothing more than simply acting like himself on the hit comedy Two and A Half Men has made a big business announcement. Charles The Warlock from the Planet Winus has informed his maid, identified only as "Cuddles" that he is in negotiations to purchase Wikileaks. Cu...
In his latest rant Sheen has branded his ex-wife Denise Richards as a 'kidnapper and a vile dog thief.' Sheen said the would attack her with 'napalm and dragon's blood'. In a worrying new 'melt down' Sheen has threatened Denise and referred to he...
A spokesman for Charlie Sheen has not hired literary rep Peter McGuigan despite the agent touting for business with publishers to sell a Sheen Memoir. Publishers have not bought the memoirs because of Sheen's 'unpredictable behaviour' and the high...
Charlie Sheen is said to be going onto the Piers Morgan show to give him the latest scoop on his crisis. The 'Two and a Half Man' star is said to be looking forward to meeting Piers who he refers to as that 'cool Brit'. He said he is planning on...
Des Moines, IA - Newt Gingrich, who more closely resembles something from the Movie, Gremlins, has decided to undergo a makeover, but the changes will not just be skin deep. According to his closest political advisor, Charlie Sheen, "In order for...
TRIPOLI, Libya - The word on the shell-casing strew streets of Tripoli is that Dictator Colonel Moammar "The Towel" Gadhafi is secretly finalizing plans to leave Libya and move out to Hollywood with his wife of 40 years, the attractive and extremely...
From a spoof article designed to out Lady Gaga's plans to run for President of the United States in 2012, I attracted Donald Trump's attention to the part of the story about a political reality TV show. I came up with an idea for a political reality TV show many years ago. In 2007, I promoted it for the coming 2008 Presidential election. It didn't catch on so I've been waiting for 2012 to try aga...
LA BREA, California - Three of Hollywood's "Baddies" were seen putting away a couple of pitchers of beer down at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Charlie "Showless" Sheen was wearing a T-shirt with his new slogan which reads "Winning" on the front and...
According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday. The insider, a friend of Charlie's...
HOLLYWOOD - Self-made billionaire Mark Cuban had just finished praising Charlie Sheen and telling talk show host Jimmy Kimmel how intelligent Charlie "Showless" Sheen actually is when all of a sudden, out of stage left, entered The Sheenster himself.
Piers Morgan has told producers of his new show Piers Morgan Tonight that he'd like to conduct his interviews standing up and has asked for a complete set makeover to accommodate the change. Ever since Morgan got a prime time slot on CNN's evening...
Charlie Sheen is capitalizing on his own success and leaving everyone else in the wake, including CBS. His latest venture is the Tiger Sex Tour which, at last count, is scheduled to open in 300 theaters across America as well as two theaters in Canad...
Charlie Sheen is so popular these days that everyone is crawling over each other to associate themselves with him, and the Chicken Ranch in Nevada is no exception. This past weekend, Sheen received a gold-lettered invitation to become a lifetime m...
Charlie Sheen fans can see a re-mix of his sound-bites set to a catchy hip hop beat on "You Tube" which has become an overnight sensation. In the spoof song the sound-bites of Sheen are set to the hip-hop tune "Winning" and clips of his interview...
In a new poll, Americans have voted to nominate Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin. The popular star of "Two and a Half Men" is much preferred by American voters over Sarah Palin who they view as 'untrustworthy' and 'kooky'. Sheen has seen a huge sur...
LOS ANGELES & PAULO BAY, CA - After allegations of drug abuse, binge drinking, and other major offences, the real Charlie Sheen has come out of hiding, denouncing the impostor. Where was he? According to sources, Sheen left the high-flying lif...
The Circle is set, the words are spoke, the spell is cast, "so it be mote"! Then Lights, Camera, Action! Today a new drama is being filmed in the backdrop of the classically witchy town of Salem, Massachusetts. The story was laid out for the new...
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