Henman Hill, that last bastion of Englishness, is to be renamed Eaton Enclave after yesterday's unexpected Triumph of the Will of Chris Eaton, over Serbian Boris Pashankovichski...
Wimbledon - Since his devastating loss at the French Open, it seems everyone has been weighing in on Roger's chances at Wimbledon. Even though he seldom drops a set before the finals on grass, doubters seem to be plentiful.
The world of tennis was rocked today when it was claimed that Wimbledon was fixed.
Martina Navratilova, the 9-time Wimbledon Women's Singles champion, and 7-time Ladies Doubles winner, and Billie Jean King are this year's runaway pre-tournament favourites to win the Lesbians Doubles...
In an effort to broaden the appeal of lawn tennis, the Lawn Tennis Association has decided not to renew the sponsorship on offer from squash drinks manufacturer Robinson.
The annual Lawn Tennis spectacular at Wimbledon looks set to place a particular strain on NHS services this year, with demand for ambulances, heart pacemakers, defibrillators and ACE inhibitors looking set to outpace supply.
In a surprise announcement, scientists today announced that the tennis complex in Wimbledon, South-West London, actually goes into a giant time warp every summer. Speaking from his lab, Dr. Jekyll, chronologist and amateur medicine-mixer, said: 'W...
It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.
From 2009 onwards, Wimbledon, the home of lawn tennis for so many years, will be hosting water polo instead of its usual game.
Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.
Young British tennis hopefuls should spend less time on court because of the danger of being humiliated once they turn professional, a study says.
In a surprise twist in the tennis world, an unseeded Womble has won Wimbledon. The furry creature, named Tomsk, won the annual tennis contest controversially when his opponents were all disqualified for littering.
80's champion John McEnroe has been announced the winner of the 2007 Wimbledon's men's singles title.
AFTER the most successful run of uninterrupted rain - record-breaking fucking buckets of the stuff - a potential three-day outbreak of tennis is set to mar the final weekend of Wimbledon.
Star tennis player Serena Williams slogged her way to a two nil victory at tennis against Gordon Brown today, despite having dropped a hot cheese fondue on her calf during a car chase the night before.
David Banner, aka The Incredible Hulk was today almost reaching Critical Mass as news came in that he had lost out on his prized Wimbledon tickets following bad weather and a drunken session with other Marvel heroes.
APE Line - Roger Federer, who has once again not dropped a set so far at Wimbledon, admitted he has a somewhat unusual pre-match preparation. No he doesn't sleep with pyramids under his bed. He doesn't have magnetic underwear, though he admit...
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