For local man, Martin Shuttlecock, it should have been a routine visit to the local supermarket to stock up on winter essentials. Being a sensible individual, Shuttlecock dressed sensibly in his best winter attire, topped off with a woolly hat and a...
Ashley Greene, fresh from the Twilight New Moon blockbuster, is posing nude for her new role in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special, sort of. How can she sort of pose in the nude? Well, let's admit that she IS totally in the nude, but there is a cost...
Reality TV producers are planning a new series based on the Washington state town where the Twilight films are set, according to a tip received by two of our UP2 reporters. We checked some recent bits and it appears to be true and is already in the p...
Reports are surfacing that a disgruntled West (By God) Virginia resident, the renowned war veteran and feeble humourist Frankie the J punched Twilight star Rob Pattinson in the face when the teen idol visited a West (By God) Virginia hospital on a go...
HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures. "What do they know of suffering...
Taylor Lautner says that he has other things on his mind (translation: Taylor Swift) and may not return to do his role on the fourth Twilight movie but that he had already signed to do the next one. "To me, that's far out into the future as to whe...
Although no one is talking about it, there was a report this morning that after a little celebrating over the success of the Twilight New Moon movie, Rob Pattinson gave an offhand joke about Lautner and Taylor Swift that Lautner took offense to. "...
After starring in a record-breaking movie as a werewof, what do you do between that one and the next episode that will probably break the present record? That's what Taylor Lautner is up against, or should we say, WAS up against. Rumor has it...
A spokesman for The Black Eyed Peas tonight denied that the band had anything to do with Twilight star Robert Pattinson's 'alleged' black eye. "If he's got a black eye, it was nothing to do with the band," the spokesman told us. "Just because they...
Apparently among the young people of the Twilight filming was a real vampire, disguised as a prop. Immediately after the filming, Nosferatu, made his way out, unknown until someone asked the question, "Where's that extra coffin used in the first half...
Your local news reporting team decided that further investigation was warranted when I spotted pics of Twilight star Robert Pattinson sporting what appeared to be a black eye, and horror of all horrors for teens everywhere, sporting a beard! I imm...
it's the movie everyone is talking about (provided you are a stupid teenage girl and like being overcharged at the cinema) but the film Twilight - New Moon is a heap of shit. Crap graphics, rubbish acting and not enough Robert Pattinson (off sunni...
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart faced the press today in the State Function Room of the Dunbonkin Hotel on New York City's fashionable Fifth Avenue in order to quell a constant stream of outrageous innuendo and ill informed specul...
"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...
With all the hoopla over the three big stars in the movie, 'Twilight: New Moon', getting so much publicity, many are now noticing Ashley Greene in the role of Alice Cullen. No, she wasn't at a lot of the big appearances but she will be playing the...
Former Scottish Church volunteer, turned into worldwide phenomenon after her performance on a British reality show, Susan Boyle was all set for her big album release and in New York City when she was told to hold down the racket because some of the s...
The long awaited vampire romance movie "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" raked in $26.3 million at North American box offices in midnight showings, breaking the record set by "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," which had broken the "Slingblade" re...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
