Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again

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Sunday, 10 January 2010

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Ashley Greene, fresh from the Twilight New Moon blockbuster, is posing nude for her new role in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special, sort of. How can she sort of pose in the nude? Well, let's admit that she IS totally in the nude, but there is a costume painted on her.

The lady appears in an upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated or Ashley Green Illustrated, you might call it.

The Twilight star will be modeling what is being called a "SoBe skinsuit" in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. That would be a painted-on bathing suit, that is sponsored by the energy drink SoBe. Of course, that would be obvious to anyone out there still thinking with their brain.

Of course, nude pics of her in her birthday suit have appeared before on the internet and they weren't taken when she was a baby, but a babe.

"Being a part of the SoBe skinsuit shoot was amazing," Greene told reporters from several "Sports" magazines, including at least four fake ones it turned out later. "It took the artist over 12 hours to paint the SoBe scales on each skinsuit, but it was totally worth it. It's an experience I'll never forget."

And, unless they are blind, one that the painters will never forget either.

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