LAS VEGAS, NV - Police in Las Vegas say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab. Acting Chief Joseph Chronister told The Las...
New Jersey Criminal Code Section 62: Simple Burglary--"Simple burglary is the unauthorized entering of any dwelling, vehicle, watercraft, or other structure, moveable or immovable, with the specific intent to commit a felony or any theft therein. Whoever commits the crime of simple burglary shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned with or without hard labor for not more than t...
A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...
The answer to the riddle of why De Beers was targeted in an audacious raid by thieves has been met with incredulity by the Police. They had assumed they were after a super-cool gang. The truth is that some lads got a bit lost in London, after havi...
South Wales Police have commended a new scheme which has been set up in Cardiff City Centre. Stitch 'em Up, a service designed to combat the ever increasing problem of pickpocket crime in retail areas is the brainchild of Ms. Olwen Davies from Pe...
BATON ROUGE, La. - Michael Francis Mara is accused of robbing banks throughout the eastern US. In all, he's said to have robbed at least 25 banks in 13 states over the past two years. He would still be out there robbing banks if it weren't for the bi...
For those who begin their day looking at "death caught on tape" videos, their ghoulish appetites were sated with an amusing little piece this Monday: The deadly shooting at a south Atlanta hotel on Sunday that shows an armed robber accidentally killi...
The Union Jack flag that has been flying over Ryde bowling and coarse fishing club in Ryde has been stolen, with police investigating. "The flag was there on Monday when I lowered it to half-mast for old Jim Halfway, RIP," said groundsman Doug All...
The Seattle Art Museum opened today with few patrons waiting at the doors, uneventful and relaxed. Josh Littlebear, reception desk guard, was hoping for more activity so the day went fast. Ten minutes later the front doors were jammed with two tour...
A local liquor store was held up last night but by the time police arrived the said robber was gone. The night clerk reported that at 12:12 am, a white male approximately 5 foot, 9 inches tall with long brown hair and bad teeth walked into the...
The Government today admitted that Wormwood Scrubs Prison had been stolen. A spokesperson said that the prison had been missing for a few days. Prison Govenor, Judas Priest, said; "We realised something was wrong when our keys would not fit the l...
Early Wednesday in Detroit, Michigan it was reported that Keyshaun Williams was arrested on charges that stemmed from his continual "lack of swag." Wayne County Prosecutor Kym L. Worthy was adamant in her defense of the arrest "Detroit is known ar...
You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games. Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card! Then the unsporting Uru...
Phillipa Hamilton-James nee Forrester and her cameraman husband have been identified as the organisers of a notorious 'swingers ring' known as "The Halcyon Dyke-Masters" Mrs Hamilton-James is a Sunday evening favorite with BBC1 viewers of Halcyon...
Palmerston, Australia. Thousands of parrots live in and around this northern Australian town with a tropical climate. Occasionally a parrot will drop from a tree, after eating fruit that has fermented, and spout whatever they have heard humans sa...
Known as "The Toilet Paper Bandit", police in Little Rock, Arkansas believe they finally have the man in custody. "The man who always covered his face with toilet paper before a robbery seems to be the guy we arrested today", stated Sheriff Bill F...
A man whose dog's crap was used to link him to an armed carjacking has been jailed for at least four minutes. Fred Bumberclart was arrested in November 2008 when police recovered excrement from the burnt-out vehicle, seized the animal - called Bod...
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