Police: Naked Woman Steals Taxi

Written by Moose

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Anita Mann just wanted taxi driver to 'take her home'

LAS VEGAS, NV - Police in Las Vegas say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab.

Acting Chief Joseph Chronister told The Las Vegas Review-Journal that the driver picked up 29-year-old Anita Mann of Henderson, about 1 a.m. Sunday. Chronister says Mann refused to get out when they reached her destination, stripped and demanded the cabbie "take her home".

Unaware that the woman was just a little horny and wanted to be satisfied, Chronister said the driver went to a police station for help and when inside, Mann drove off.

Police found the cab parked about a block away and Mann was still naked, but spent. Police booked her on charges of unauthorized use of an improvised vibrating device (IVD) and obscenity.

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