Toilet Paper Bandit Caught!

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Saturday, 15 May 2010

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Known as "The Toilet Paper Bandit", police in Little Rock, Arkansas believe they finally have the man in custody.

"The man who always covered his face with toilet paper before a robbery seems to be the guy we arrested today", stated Sheriff Bill Farris of Ogdon County.

He had just robbed a Lincoln convenience store Sunday at noon. Police said the man was armed with a knife, but no one was hurt in the robbery as no one has yet to be hurt. This time he had fled on foot with an undisclosed amount of money.

Farris said that 29-year-old Karl Snotgrass was arrested Wednesday night. He said a Yoohoo bottle found in his back pocket gave officers a clue to pursue. But he said it took until Friday for officers to find enough evidence for an arrest. A jail spokeswoman said Nelson remained in custody on Tuesday.

"We had been keeping back that Yoohoo he usually helped himself to, from the news people and it worked out", stated Farris.

"We now have a solid case with the bottle and all these photographs developed of Snotgrass just after he was brought in. He still had traces of white paper and shit behind one ear."

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