In a rather controversial endorsement of these new measures, government plans to enforce "green" behavior and increase fines for non-compliance has got some people talking. Susan McDonald says: "It will really make me think about those times I ha...
CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...
DANBURY, CT -- American, songwriter, rapper, singer, producer, actress, and all-around good girl, Grammy Award-winning Lauryn Hill, 38, looked shocked as she turned herself into Connecticut authorities to begin a gruelling, three-month-long prison se...
LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...
TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has just announced that the state's seedy individuals who think that it is funny to mess with New Jersey's computer system are in for a mighty rude awakening. The governor has issued a Governor's Direc...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama says that she cannot believe how one little comment can get taken out of context and spread throughout the airwaves like a Turkish tsunami. The nation's first lady spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar...
BRISTOL COUNTY, Massachusetts - Aaron Hernandez is in a world of trouble and the ex-$8 million per year New England Patriots player cannot even afford to pay for a Get Out of Jail Free Card. In the span of just a few short weeks Hernandez has gone...
LONE STAR, TEX ASS - "We had good reason to execute Carlos DeLuna," Warden Hank Williams said. "He was the spitting image of the killer, he had the same first name, and was near the scene of the crime at the fateful hour. Besides, he deserved to die.
BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Former NFL football player Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco walked out of the Broward Country Jail after only serving 7 days of a 30 day sentence. According to an inside source (no pun intended) Ochocinco was let out early...
CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...
LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...
Singing diva Lady Gaga added a less prestigious line to her music awards: Brazilian Prison inmate No. 43223-015. Gaga, best known for her stage performances and music hits had surrendered shortly before noon at Carandiru prison in Sao Paulo, Brazi...
SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison. He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, A...
BACKDOOR, Hell. (AP) - De'Marquise Elkins was captured trying to smuggle a cell phone inside a California prison where Charles Manson is housed, authorities said Wednesday. De'Marquise Elkins, 63, was arrested Sunday for investigation of conspira...
LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...
Well I'm still alive believe it or not. Today I got some letters from supporters wishing me well. I am especially grateful for the letters from ex-offenders and jailbirds Lord Taylor and Jonathan Aitken and the advice they gave me. Today I am expecting a visit from my children so I have asked for a private room and the very kind screw (prison officer) told me to go away (fuck off). My cell-mat...
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