Hanoi, Vietnam. Jane Fonda, looking green and a foxy sixty four, has returned to the place that brought her so much attention in the sixties. Hanoi was the capital of then North Vietnam and enemy of the US. An odd place for an American to visit,...
Covington, LA - British Petroleum has estimated that today's oil kill has a 60-70% of success at stopping the massive oil leak. So what happens if this latest attempt should fail? BP executives feel like they have two options: 1. Deal with a...
In response to the growing fears regarding the extent of the Oil spillage in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama released the following statement:- In view of the ever increasing risk of pollution and the resulting environmental damage being caused to the area I intend to take the following action:- I intend to have, without delay, a microphone placed outside the White House. I will then ha...
Will people have to leave the Gulf area? An insider who still works at BP, our own "Deep Float", says that the leak was much worse than they have told anyone, even the U.S. President, and that it may still be coming up from around the well. "...
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - BP and NASA announced today that a new mission to monitor deep sea oil spills to aid in the forecast of coastal pollution along the Gulf Coast will be launched as soon as practical. The Global Oil Observatory, GOO...
WASHINGTON D.C. - It was announced today that people caught collecting oil off the Gulf coast, could be prosecuted in a tough crackdown on pirates. BP is siphoning 5,000 barrels a day from the well head and skimming another 5 to 10 thousand off th...
WASHINGTON - Fire booms failed. So did a behemoth box, a secondary pipe to siphon leaking oil, and the EPA doesn't want BP using a EPA approved oil dispersant to minimize environmental damage from oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico miles below the...
The President today voiced concerns that any Louisiana attempts to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may lead to "racial profiling" of petroleum based products. "I read up on the efforts" he said "and the law's language is problematic, which i...
Washington, DC - BP CEO Tony Hayward woke up to the news Monday morning that President Obama had taken the drastic step of freezing every last penny of BP's assets, including bank accounts the world over, stock portfolios, and even the cash Hayward h...
BP officials are struggling with the latest surge of oil from the out of control oil well in the Gulf of Mexico. Efforts to cover it with a large block of concrete and cap it with an ordinary plastic kitchen funnel have proved fruitless, only serving...
A US EPA representative today announced that British Petroleum shall be directed to use a less toxic dispersant in the Gulf of Mexico. Reportedly, the dispersant being used up until now was manufactured by a BP subsidiary, and while it was neither cl...
At Club Piranha in Hollywood, California, Chef Jorge Rodriguez found himself in a dire predicament last week when he received a load of shrimp believed to be contaminated by the BP Oil Spill. With only minutes to go until his dinner crowd was set to...
As oil started to gush out of faucets all over America and Lake Tahoe prepared to change its name to Lake Tarhole, US citizens began to realize the extent of the oil disaster on the gulf coast. In what many observers are calling, Obama's Katrina,the...
In response to the BP Oil Rig Explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster, world renowned environmentalist Al Gore has unveiled a new plan for Fast Action Response Teams to be able to counter attack against any future disasters. From hi...
Middle East - The Sandy Bit - Executives from oil giant Batman Petroleum are appealing for crisis talks with Bedouin tribesmen after the announcement that the Ali-Wackum oilfield has been devastatingly contaminated by millions of gallons of camel pis...
Oily Mess, LA - BP's CEO, Tony Hayward is becoming a public relations nightmare outpacing the oil spill as an even worse mess than tar balls on terns. A spokesperson for Lyen Waite Marketing of London warned last month that if they didn't reign in "...
Crawford, Texarse - (Eye of the Storm): The surge of hot air and moist tailwinds is heading towards George W Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch. Tropical Storm Halle Burton supertwisters are gathering momentum and threatening to suck up millions of 's...
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