Washington D.C. - Officials to day released a new video of Osama Bin Laden, they say they found shocking evidence of a softer, kinder, gentler Osama. One former grocery shopper for him said, "OLB was no SOB, he was a kind man who knew his vegtable...
WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
Following the unexpected demise of Osama Bin Laden, described by many as the extremist's Max Clifford, the UK last night went into morning. The Home Secretary announced that with effect from 12.00am last night, the UK was to enter a 12-hour period...
Reports have reached the world through the British red-top tabloid press that the world's oldest woman, Mary Quite-Contrary has died in Somerset, England at 145, just after visiting the Moon. Lauded by millions of people as the word's oldest woman...
The Iranian authorities owned up today that their president, Ihaveno Dinnajaquet is in fact not an ignorant, war-mongering, lunatic peasant, but George Galloway, the highly-respected British socialite. In an exclusive interview - devoid of stoning...
Tehran - The Ahmadinejad Jet Convulsion Laboratory today issued pictures of the country's first ever retro-engineered flying saucer. The Waffen-SS-Zohal had been unpicked back to its bare nuts and bolts and reconfigured in a painstaking 10-year op...
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today paid a fulsome tribute to Melanie Phillips while announcing her appointment as Iranian Foreign Secretary. The bearded bedlamite described her as "a fellow iconoclast making a brave and lonely stand against the...
The International Olympic Committee is facing a major crisis with the news that Iran may boycott London 2012 because of "inherent racism in the organisation". Iranian Olympic President Mohammad Aliabadi has made an official complaint to the IOC as...
Having declared that the Olympic logo for London 2012 spells the word "Zion", threatening to withdraw the Iranian Olympic team from their first brush with western democracy, President Nodinnajaquet of Iran has now declared a fatwah on many more weste...
President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran, sometimes compared to a lunatic - although genuine lunatics and people like George Galloway get very annoyed when people generalise about lunatics in terms of Iranian presidents in such a flippant manner - is o...
Hot on the heels of the unrest in Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain and Tunisia, the United Nations has confirmed that the Iranians are now revolting. At a press conference held earlier today, the secretary-general of the United Nations, Ban Ki Bonus, confirm...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has applied for a visa to visit the United States in the near future, unnamed sources in the U.S. claim. The application has allegedly been made as the Iranian leader wishes to meet as many Western leaders as possible and clear up "a number of misconceptions about our country that currently persist in the minds of some politicians in the developed world".
A senior Iranian cleric has emphasised the need for women not to dress promiscuously or there would be severe consequences not only for them but for the rest of Iranian society. In a speech made in Tehran, Hoiatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippe...
The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby! In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the...
The announcement today from Iran that they had publicly hung a soccer wag, the mistress of a former soccer star, has sent a tremor of terror and trepidation though the sports world, especially in the UK where the practice of being a 'temp' has beco...
North Korea and Iran are have gained permanent seats on the new super-agency of the UN. The agency's purpose is to promote liberty and freedom. That's the core, central beliefs of the new agency. "We believe this is a step in the right direction.
Oh what a tangled web we weave. Jesus screamed at the leaders of his day, "Blind Guides!" Yesterday Bristol Palin outdanced Brandy. The stench of political corruption has now invaded the stage. "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women mere...
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