Before the final of this years IPL cricket season the chairman, after being hounded by the press, told the world and Indian cricket fans that he is in no way corrupt, but certainly loves bowling a "dodgy, bendy googly"! It is one of the best well...
Britain is to send a team of specialists to India to educate them about British life. Soon the streets of Mumbai will be filled with puking, fighting maniacs, just like Luton on a Saturday night. Indians are unfamiliar with dishes such as Chicken...
Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene. He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since. Disgusted followers of...
(Landline telephone is ringing in a hall. Sound of radio and crockery being washed coming from kitchen. Occupant of house eventually comes through to answer phone.) Hello?....... Hello?....... Hello, who's there? Hello? Hello? Hello, is that... Hello? Hello, could I speak to Mr Harrison please? Er yes, that's me. Mr Ivan Harrison? Yes, I'm Mr Harrison. Good evening Mr...
Srinagar, Kashmir, Northern India. Just before teatime. The Mayor of Srinagar spoke on behalf of his people yesterday when he urged Christian pilgrims to stay away from the Rozabal Shrine of Yus Asaf, because he wasn't really Jesus. A recent publi...
An amazing holy appearance occurred earlier today to local boy Gupta Singh in Smuvass, India . As he lay on his bed stroking the weasel the prophet Mohammed appeared to him with a message for mankind (women were included but not allowed from the k...
Guru and Holyman, Nithyananda Swami, has been caught on video doing what most Indian Holymen should never do, bunking it up with two women in bed. The "Horny Holy Man" was shown having raunchy sex sessions with the two women and his devoted follow...
BOMBAY - Two of the most famous directors in Bollywood, India, are Ashwani and Raheem Amanpreet. Together the brothers have won over 37 academy awards, 26 Emmy awards, and the president's award for penmanship. The Amanpreets shared a win in last y...
Sachin Tendulkar, the midget Indian cricket captain, created history with the first double century in one-day internationals as his team thrashed South Africa by 153 runs in Gwalior. The 36-year-old hit 34 sixes in an unbeaten 204 off an impossibl...
During a recent labor dispute NASA Mission Control technicians went on strike while Shuttle "Cloudflop" was still in orbit. The space agency outsourced its HELP DESK to a company in India. During re-entry a serious problem developed. Here is a transcript of the request for help. User CLOUDFLOP has entered room CLOUDFLOP (Mon Feb 08 2010 12:40:18 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time) W...
Southern India: An elephant participating in a Hindu ceremony today surprised everyone by suddenly charging. Several people were injured in the confusion. Eye witnesses claim that the elephant began demanding 100,000 Rupees per person to watch hi...
Classic British soap Eastenders is to be made in India as a cost-cutting measure by the BBC. The drama, which is set in the East End of old London town, will now be made on the outskirts of Dehli, where shanty towns similar to Mile End and Stepney...
Scientists have discovered a new species of lizard in the Western Mhinsta mountain range in the Indian state of Pahliamanta. The large reptile is related to the slug, and was found by taxavoidantist Vari Sleasi, and has been named Pmpooraspis. Thi...
Oprah Winfrey's really annoyed her countless fans in India. First, the much-adulated TV hostess called off her proposed visit to Goa, India in May 2009, citing fears of the HINI virus (swine flu)...even though at that point of time India didn't h...
Some call them the new boss, some call them arrogant, and even some dare to be hater? What is it? Its the Bush of cricket. Mr. Modi and IPL has become the new world superpower in the world of cricket. Its almost like Bush invading Africa or South Afr...
A confab to streamline the search for the missing link and set criteria for the search has been convened by the leading evolutionary scientists in the world and will hold in the Indian city of New Delhi. The scientists are concerned that they do...
Another superb "Beeb" roving reporter gave the world an insight on BBC World, into the Indian cast (slave) system and proved that the slavedrivers are acting in a "humane" and correct way. "Dalits are happy with their "Karma", and should be forced...
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