Bitburg, Germany: A man walking in a Bitburg shopping precinct was arrested yesterday, ha was caught laughing in public an offence which is punishable in Germany. It seems the man left a pub stinking heavily of Bitburg beer (very tasty brew by the...
Cape Canaveral, Florida - The FBI has thwarted a plot by Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) to hijack the final mission of the US space shuttle and fly the craft to Mars. "You can take the sky away from an old Navy pilot, but you can't take the old Navy...
"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...
Two Church of England vicars have been charged after allegedly conducting hundreds of mock marriages intended to aid illegal immigrants defy immigration legislation and remain in Britain, writes Church Travesty correspondent, Arthur Vestry for the Da...
The Tsunami that hit California brought with it several unintended consequences as Marine Border Patrol reports are coming in of Great White Sharks having surfed their way up the Colorado River snacking on several illegal immigrants attempting to flo...
Passport control in the UK will be scrapped as of midnight tonight. The government says it will save 30 billion pounds a year and make economic recovery quicken pace with this saving. Government Immigration spokes person Idi Amin, said: "Yez...
Ottawa Canada: Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced today that Canada has declared war on the United States. A full page ad was also placed in the New York Times. This startling declaration of war only applies to the states of Texas, Arizona, New...
For many undocumented immigrants in the United States, life is both a challenge and a sacrifice. Worrying where to stay and how to get through American laws and prohibitions is a daily superhuman effort.I Don't Blame Americans... "Norteamericanos...
A traveling family of illegal immigrants awaiting transportation from France to England on a heavy goods vehicle are said to be 'delighted' at the government's announcement that it has temporarily relaxed the legal restrictions on the length of time...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Transportation Security Administration spokesperson, Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle, 47, has informed the media that effective immediately any illegal aliens who have decided to return to Mexico will be provided with free first class tic...
The State of Arizona, whose state motto is "Cinco De Drinko Is Cancelled, Wetbacks!", has hired the 38-year-old Swedish man suspected in a series of shootings targeting immigrants. "Derr manna eesa arrsteed forda moodering und ammentemmpted moorde...
A freak tornado touched down in the Nueva Puerto Rico section of Perth Amboy, NJ this evening, destroying a 450 sq. ft., 1 bedroom apartment. Fortunately, none of the 842 occupants were injured, but all are left homeless. "Que fue, prima?" asked r...
Mexico City, MX: Pablo and Pedro, two brothers from this city were apprehended trying to enter the United States illegally. The two brothers were unemployed, had no money to pay coyotes to smuggle them into the USA and hated the smoggy hot weathe...
Los Angeles- The hispanic goup La Raza (The Race) defended its stand on Illegal immigration as it faced charges of racism. The national council of La Raza defended its call to remove all white people from the US. National council of La Raza presid...
LANDOVER, MA - Redskins defensive end Albert Haynesworth reported to training camp out of shape on Thursday, in protest of what he calls Arizona's "really racist law thingy". Haynesworth, who was unable to complete a series of shuttle runs, has taken...
Now that District Judge Susan Bolton blocked the Arizona immigration law, many immigrants who fled to Mexico are scratching their heads and wondering; "how do I sneak back into America?" Human smugglers who have been assisting illegals over the y...
The Mexican authorities say they have recovered more than 500 bodies from a clandestine cemetery in the northern state of Nuevo Leon. The dead are thought to be victims of American's spiraling unemployment rate who had crossed the southern borders...
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