1. Wayne Rooney is far more passionate than any German player, as shown by his 'plea' to fans for support after the Algeria game..."Nice to see your own fans booing you, that's what loyal support is, for f***'s sake." No German player would be passionate enough to do that.. 2. England's captain actually had the dignity to get injured after arriving in South Africa. Michael Ballack, take note...
LEIGHTON BUZZARD, England - Simon Cowell was in the town of Leighton Buzzard visiting one of his aunts when he was approached by a member of the local newspaper, The Leighton Buzzard Crumpet Trumpet. The reporter, Nigel Figgington, asked him why i...
Sources revealed last night that the real reason for England's disastrous showing at the World Cup in South Africa was not tiredness, as reported, but in fact was solely down to a spate of underpant theft from the team's hotel. Five thieving basta...
International World Cup superstars Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey of the United States soccer team yesterday extended the hand of friendship towards their English counterparts ahead of England's crucial last 16 World Cup game against Germany in Blo...
Following the success of the unofficial World Cup song 'Shout for England', James Corden was all set to turn up as a surprise guest on Dizzee Rascal's Friday night Glastonbury set. But the appearance is under threat because of the possibility that E...
Consternation and pure unbridled rage in parts of the UK tonight, as ITV interrupted England's World Cup Opener against the USA with a Hyundai advert. Missing Steven Gerrard's goal in the process. Studio anchorman Adrian Chiles tried to gloss o...
Sony is launching a TV ad in which England boss Fabio Capello answers a boozed-up England fan who SHOUTS ABUSE at his TV screen as part of a push to convince consumers to trade up to advanced Listening sets for the World Cup kick off. The campaign...
LONDON - Ethan Crassboro, who owns The Ethan Crassboro Fish and Chips distributorship in Bromley, says he is already preparing to hear about a dozen or so excuses as to why his employees will miss work during the World Cup Finals. Crassboro, who h...
After taking a seventh minute lead here in Graz in England's final World Cup warm up match, Japan eventually committed ritual hara-kiri by scoring two own goals. Final score: Japan 1 England 2 But boss Fabio Capello was left with a bigger heada...
You must admit that the England team are no suckers when it comes to winning games. They managed to beat Japan in a recent 'friendly' 2 - 1 without even scoring ONE goal themselves. Players on the England side ran circles around the Japanese...
NOTTINGHAM, England - Lady Gaga brought her Monster's Ball Tour, or Monster Balls Tour depending on which side of the 'Big Pond' you're on to Robin Hood's old stomping ground. The Lady danced and pranced and promenaded left and right while dressed...
Terry Butcher, the former England defender who courageously played on despite suffering a deep cut to his forehead during a vital World Cup qualifier against Sweden in Stockholm in 1989, has admitted in an interview that the 'blood' wasn't real, and...
Wild celebrations today here in Barrow-in-Furness at the HQ of the All England Winkers Association (AEWA) as the Federation of International Winking Associations (FIWA) announced that the 2018 World Winking Championships are to take place right here...
A recent survey shows that only one in three people know when St Georges Day is. Maybe They should ask Cameron, Brown, & Clegg only one is bound to know. The survey also discovered that England is the least patriotic country in Europe which is a...
The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066. Locals thought it to be som...
Bewildered England football fans were left scratching their heads yet again this morning following the announcement that now veteran striker Kevin Keegan has ruled himself out of the England World Cup squad. The devastating news broke this morning...
In an historic deal, those nasty English colonists have entered into a tentative agreement with the Scottish Republican Party to return the sacred Stone Of Staines back to the Scots so that it can be proudly displayed on Arthur's Seat. The Stone O...
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