Another night at the office for £50 million out of sorts Chelsea striker, Fernando Torres. Another disaster. This time the office was Old Trafford in the Champions League quarter final, second leg, which saw the Spaniard substituted at half time as h...
An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in the Champions League quarter final second...
Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...
Roman Abramovich has promised to burn all his bridges across the Thames if Chelsea get the "blues" and are blown away by the awesome "Red Army" tonight in Manchester. Roman has invested millions and wasted millions on his favourite toy and failed...
Chelsea's £50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, Boycey, who, desp...
Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...
In a revolutionary change of direction just before the Premier League takes an international break, Carlo Ancelotti has introduced innertubes into Chelsea's training. The Italian feels that Sunday's game against top-four rivals Manchester City is...
There were howls of expectant excitement at the respective homes of Premier League rivals Manchester United and Chelsea this morning when the two giants, both previous winners of the trophy, were drawn together in the quarter final stages of this yea...
First there was the earthquake, next came the tsunami, and then the horror of the radiation leak. This last week has been one of the worst in Japan's history as a series of natural disasters has caused widespread devastation in the North East of t...
Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he would only be eligible for a Mat...
Efforts by Skoob Sports and Colonel Juan to cover the vital Chelsea vs Manchester United match on Tuesday evening were praised by rival organisation Ellis Ian Fields News & Features. Said a spokesman for EIF: "What can we say, except we're sorry to EIF followers hoping to enjoy our superior coverage of this match? "Skoob News made it perfectly clear earlier today that they were determine...
Beleaguered Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelloti has vehemently denied that there are disciplinary problems at Stamford Bridge or that his players are out of control. The claims surfaced after left back Ashley Cole was the subject of a police enquiry afte...
It's true. As Chelsea ran out 2-1 winners over Manchester United in the Premiership, Sky pundit Ray Wilkins was going red in the head as the Blues consigned the Red Devils to another appointment with Fergie's hair drier. A Sky mole revealed that W...
Skoob Sports News reporting from our house with some Scottish bloke who claims he's Andy Gray. Apologies for not being at The Bridge, but tickets are hellish expensive. Plus, it's warmer here. And there's a fridge with beer in it. So we're watching it on Sky. Allegedly. Pre match studio chat still has Jamie Redknapp and Ray "Not So Butch" Wilkins twatting on about how it isn't right that...
Sensational breaking news from Skoob Sports News - it's approximately one hour to kick off time at Stamford Bridge, and SSN representative, Reddon, has confirmed that SSN will be covering the game live for the Spoof.com Notorious alleged sexist An...
Chelsea's latest results, the non-stop rumours about their manager, Ancelloti and Abramovich's frustration at not being able to win anything has completely boiled over. At Chelsea's training ground oneoftheir England stars grabbed an air rifle and...
March 2nd 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of Ryan Giggs' debut for Manchester United - as a sub in a game against Everton, which United lost 2-0. There's no doubt about it - 'Giggsy' Giggs, as his friends call him, has indeed enjoyed a remarkable...
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