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Funny story: 'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

'Who Told You I Am Bill Clinton's Daughter?' Kristen Stewart livid at rumor mill

Los Angeles - A celebwatch site is sticking to its guns today after posting 'conclusive evidence' of the former President's paternity of Twilight Saga actress Kristen Stewart. Some hysterical squabs - er...historical swabs! - which vanished myster...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...

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Funny story: Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

BILLINGSGATE POST - There's much more to Dr. Billingsgate's publishing phenom than just secret backroom assignations between a panting press and a president willing to use any device to satisfy himself and his red-shaded lovers. For those who hope...

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Funny story: Former President Clinton offers support to 'Slut' Student following Obama Intervention

Former President Clinton offers support to 'Slut' Student following Obama Intervention

Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student at the centre of the Rush Limbaugh 'Slut' row, has now received public backing from not one but two American Presidents. First, Barak Obama telephoned her to offer words of support, now former President Bill C...

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Funny story: David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

David Cameron: I did not have sexual relations with that horse

Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police. Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...

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Funny story: Obama Blows This One: Churches Won't Have To Pay For "Air Start" Contraception Coverage

Obama Blows This One: Churches Won't Have To Pay For "Air Start" Contraception Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - In another startling reversal of Obamacare dogma, President Obama advised American bishops that church affiliated hospitals and charities would not have to pay for a contraception method involving the use of air starts. As mentio...

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Funny story: President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

President Obama Is Seriously Considering Dumping Joe Biden and Having Bill Clinton Run As His 2012 Vice-President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...

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Funny story: Why Bill Clinton Turned Down Dancing with the Stars

Why Bill Clinton Turned Down Dancing with the Stars

Here's the INSIDE scoop, not what the former president told the media -- that he was too busy. Yeah, right! Apparently Clinton was ticked off when DWTS producers nixed his plan to do a cha-cha to "Hail to the Chief." When Clinton protested that...

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Funny story: Obama pitches reality TV show to get more prime time

Obama pitches reality TV show to get more prime time

New York -- President Barack Obama met with top television executives today to present a concept for a weekly reality show that would feature the entire Obama family. Called "One Big Happy Family," the show would focus on the Obama's' problem-solv...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Racks Up Huge Phone Charges

Bill Clinton Racks Up Huge Phone Charges

Former president Bill Clinton has provoked outrage after the White House received a massive telephone bill. Officials discovered that a telephone in a now unused part of the building had failed to be placed down properly and has been connected to a p...

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Funny story: China offers Bill Clinton clone of himself

China offers Bill Clinton clone of himself

Former president Bill Clinton was contacted by Chinese officials from the People's Academy of Science with an offer to provide a clone of himself for use as a replacement body. "The clone is an exact duplicate of Mr. Clinton, currently 28 years old a...

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Funny story: Lily Pond Lane resident's disgust at snooping Clintons

Lily Pond Lane resident's disgust at snooping Clintons

East Hampton, Long Island - "Anyone listing their boring-as-hell repro fireplaces as a property's top selling feature gotta be a nouveau riche asshole punting to the Clintons," Lily Pond Lane resident Dr Lamar Madison commented today as Tropical Stor...

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Funny story: Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could h...

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Funny story: Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...

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Funny story: Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...

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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Washington, D.C - The emotional after-effects of the Prince William-Kate Middleton royal wedding are still being felt, especially in the Bill and Hill household. Kate's erotically hot sister, Pippa, has burned a permanent image in the minds o...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her way back into her father's life. Chelsea told The...

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