Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Funny story written by Honey West

Monday, 9 May 2011

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They Have A Boy And Girl Crush On Pippa

Washington, D.C - The emotional after-effects of the Prince William-Kate Middleton royal wedding are still being felt, especially in the Bill and Hill household.

Kate's erotically hot sister, Pippa, has burned a permanent image in the minds of the former First Couple.

Pippa says she received emails from both Clintons soon after they "spotted" her on television.

"The first email came in from Bill, about 10 seconds after I left Westminster Abbey with the little flower girls. I'm always checking my email."

Reportedly, the subject line of Bill's email read, "Hey Cutie!".

Pippa says she suspected it might be him, as high-ranking security people said he might be out there "watching and emailing".

Hillary's email contact came in about 60 seconds later, with the subject line: "Hi Pippa! You Are Soooooooo Pretty!"

In the body of his email, Bill asked Pippa to come out to "see him some time, like tomorrow maybe? C'mon!" and Hillary invited her to a lesbian book reading at an out of the way Virginia coffee house.

When asked if she replied to the Clinton's rather peculiar emails, a sexually bored Pippa said, "I won't respond to that old lech Bill Clinton, but Hillary's invite sounds like a bit of kinky fun. Nice change of pace, maybe she would like to lick some of my yummy party pieces…..haha."

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