Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
BROOKLYN - The Miami Heat went up north to New York City and ended up getting the "Heat" turned off as they were beaten by the Knicks of New York and the Nets of Brooklyn on back-to-back nights. The Knicks beat the Heat 102-92 and the Nets defeate...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency reports that Kim Jong Un is thrilled at the latest honor being bestowed on his best friend Dennis Rodman. The former NBA star has just been named The Most Popular Foreigner In North Korea. Kim...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - NBA player and one of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's best friends, Dennis Rodman has apologized to the North Korean president. After celebrating Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday with a fabulous party at Pyongyang's President...
MILWAUKEE - Coach Larry Drew of the Milwaukee Bucks has said that he is sick and tired of his team having the worst record in the entire NBA. He pointed out that his team is 7-27, and that he has no idea what the heck is wrong with his Bucks team.
Crazy and unpredictable dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un today announced that he had been studying the economics and history of his country and had reached an epiphany regarding the way North Korea has been governed. Instead of the doctrine o...
SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...
LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant, one of the NBA's best players, has sadly joined the ranks of sports athletes who eventually become injury prone. Bryant speaking with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that he will do wh...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Former NBA player, Dennis Rodman attended Kim Jong Un's birthday party which was held at the luxurious Pyongyang Presidential Palace. Rodman had flown several former U.S. basketball players to participate in an exhibition...
The game was beginning to get boring with the World Champion Louisville Cardinals with a 32 point lead just after the half, against Transylvania College (in Lexington). But early in the second half things got interesting. A naked man suddenly ran...
SACRAMENTO, California - The Miami Heat's record falls to 23-7 as they are beaten by the Kings of Sacramento 108-103. But more importantly their super star player LeBron James injured his ankle as well as his groin when he slipped on a hot dog bun...
CLEVELAND - 7-footer Andrew Bynum, who plays center for The Cleveland Cavaliers, failed to make the team's trip to Boston. Coach Mike Brown was furious and he texted the team owner and suggested that something be done and be done soon about the ou...
MILWAUKEE - The Milwaukee Bucks have the unwanted distinction of being the worst team in the National Basketball Association. They are now at 6-22, after being edged out by the Charlotte Bobcats 111-110. Coach Larry Drew was asked after the gam...
PORTLAND, Oregon - The Moda Center, home of the league leading Portland Trailblazers has been quite a lively place lately. The Portland fans are some of the loudest in the entire NBA. Many visiting sportswriters say that they have to use earplu...
LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in LakerLand as their super star Kobe Brayant has once again gotten hurt. This time he received a fracture of his lateral tibial plateau as well as some bruising to his tongue. The injury is not a good one for a 25...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly. Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus...
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