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Funny story: UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that European football's governing body, UEFA, may well back down over the Darren Fletcher sending-off incident during the Champions League match between Manchester United and Arsenal on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has said that the dismissal of Darren Fletcher by referee Roberto Rosetti in last night's Champions League semi-final victory against Arsenal, was "a tragedy" and that the Italian should be "struck off".

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Funny story: Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

In an amazing about turn, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that he would sell Real Madrid (previously known as 'that mob') a virus after all. Ferguson, upset by the Spanish giants attempts to unsettle star striker Cristiano Ro...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson describes "terrible, crippling boredom" in role

Sir Alex Ferguson describes "terrible, crippling boredom" in role

A despondent Sir Alex Ferguson claims to have lost all motivation and interest in his job as manager of Manchester United, the world's most valuable sport club. In an open and frank interview with Sir David Frost, Sir Alex admitted that he had rec...

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Funny story: Germany asks Ferguson to become Chancellor

Germany asks Ferguson to become Chancellor

After over sixty years of democracy, a referendum in Germany today gave the result that surprised nobody in Europe, and Sir Alex Ferguson was asked to become the new Chancellor there, with the people giving a resounding 98% 'yes' vote. 'For too lo...

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Funny story: Howard Webb appointed Manchester United Director of Football

Howard Webb appointed Manchester United Director of Football

Premier league referee Howard Webb was appointed as the new director of Football for Manchester United yesterday. The news was greeted by delirious scenes of celebration around old Trafford as Webb was hailed as a "Messiah" who would ensure Mancheste...

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Funny story: Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez apologises to Sir Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce

Rafael Benitez confounded his critics by apologising to Alex Ferguson and Sam Allardyce at a hastily convened press conference earlier today. The normally calm and business like Benitez looked emotional as he said, "When I reviewed the footage fr...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!

Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Cracked!

It's been a long and gruelling season for Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, but the pressure on the Scot finally seems to have taken its toll, if a new video circulating the internet is to be believed. For Sir Alex, whose team are favou...

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Funny story: New Wembley Stadium Pitch To Be Torn Up After Sir Alex Ferguson Orders It

New Wembley Stadium Pitch To Be Torn Up After Sir Alex Ferguson Orders It

The FA has released a statement on its website this morning to announce that the much-maligned pitch at the new Wembley Stadium will be torn up, after it was alleged by Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, that the pitch was "dead". Fergu...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

Manchester United's Dimitar Berbatov - Premier League's Most Arrogant Player

It was there for the taking! A Wembley FA Cup Final appearance, the glory of silverware and a Cup winners medal to boot! All he had to do was slot the ball past Tim Howard. But then... Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United's record £30million signin...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson launches new conflict with Benitez

Alex Ferguson launches new conflict with Benitez

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, allowed his emotions to get the better of him last night as he launched a new battle of both words and actions against his long time foe, Rafa Benitez. Speaking live on TV Ferguson repeatedly referr...

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Big Sam Allardyce has complained that Rafa Benitez did not meet him for a drink after the recent Liverpool v Blackburn match. "It's so typical of the bloke. Any decent English bloke knows a few beers after the match is the way it's done. He just i...

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Funny story: Ferguson Misses The Target

Ferguson Misses The Target

Sir Alex Ferguson condemned Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez as arrogant and disrespectful earlier today. Benitez described Everton as a 'small club'. Ferguson said "No Liverpool manager has ever behaved in such a manner." Indeed. Bill Shankly never...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Manchester United Boss In Chewing Controversy

Bad news just keeps on cropping-up for the Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson! This morning, he was at the centre of a new and potentially-damaging controversy over his touchline behaviour during games, and more specifically, his penchant f...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

There was drama at the top of the Premier League last night, as Manchester United Sir Alex Ferguson who was watching the Fulham v. Liverpool game on telly with his wife Cathy at their Wilmslow home, had a nasty accident when the Merseysiders scored i...

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Funny story: Old Trafford Baby To Make Net Bulge

Old Trafford Baby To Make Net Bulge

Manchester United have confirmed reports that Sir Alex Ferguson is to have another baby. An official spokesperson revealed "Yes, it's true. He is expecting another son. He will call him Wayne." Sir Alex has been fathering children for many years.

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Attacks Fan

Sir Alex Ferguson Attacks Fan

A spokesman for Manchester United has admitted that reports claiming that United manager Sir Alex Ferguson attacked a fan at the Old Trafford Stadium this morning are true. "He arrived fuming, his big red nose shining like a beacon, his cheeks flu...

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