No, that isn't a play on the name of one of the best-known folk rock groups of all time, Crosby, Stills and Nash, and sometimes Young. It is, instead, a crafty title for this little story about how a whole new generation of moonshine makers is keepin...
A recent study of working practises within the UK, by the New Labour Gratification Committee, had decided that serving alcohol in the workplace would be beneficial for the following reasons: 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communication. 4. It reduces complaint about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a ha...
Guinness is good for you and that's a fact, after being tested on dogs. It's been proven that those given Guinness were far more healthier than those given lager, albeit, the Guinness dogs couldn't walk straight and became obese! Guinness owners a...
Michelle Obama is said to be considering a forced rehab stint for Barry as his recent physical at Walter Reid Army Hospital has confirmed her worse fears; the Closet Muslim is a Closet Alcoholic! According to close advisors, Michelle is close to h...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viewed with deep suspicion today by friends and family members as news emerged that he has not partaken of any form of alcoholic beverage since January 1st 2010. Shuttlecock, who grew up in the hard drinking, hard...
Police in Scotland are blaming all crime on Buckfast. Buckfast tonic wine is made by the monks of Buckfast Abbey but they dispute that their wine is the cause off all crime in Scotland. Sergeant Roger MacPherson of Strathclyde Police said that whe...
Martin Freneticksburg, a college freshman, found himself diagnosed with social anxiety disorder last September after he pledged to a fraternity only to crumble under the ridicule and embarrassment of the customary hazing. Martin is not alone. Doctors...
Figures released today by the Brewer's Federation caused alarm bells to ring in most UK and several European breweries, as beer consumption dropped to its lowest level in over 50 years. Some brewers blamed industrial action at the Anheuser-Busch I...
If you need something to stimulate your sexual drive you will no longer have to rely on the little blue pill that sounds like Vagina. Soft drink companies have gotten the go ahead from the FDA to promote a product under the line of "Hard Drink". The contents of the Hard Drink have minute amounts of the original sex stimulate and will "make a males member monstrous in minutes". The hype...
Friends of my son Kevin and he went out for the evening recently. They had a designated driver, were safe and had a lot of fun together. One of them, reported the next day on FaceBook exactly how much he drank. He claimed six 32 ounce and three 24 ounce beers. I got to thinking... By my calculations, (6x32) + (3x24) = 264 fluid ounces. There are 128 fluid ounces to a gallon = 2.0625 gallons...
Lynchburg, TN - A study, funded in part by Jack Daniel's has determined that, as has long been suspected, whiskey is in fact 'delicious'. The study consisted of blindfolded subjects taste-testing whiskey versus urine, bleach, and other household clea...
Disgruntled workers at a brewery took senior managers hostage following news of redundancies. The workers downed several pints of wife beater before locking management in. Management were released in a hostage swap as one brave UK man stepped in t...
Excessive drinking is blamed for more than half the deaths of people aged between 15 and 54 since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, and Russia has decided to do something about the problem. 'We declared religion to be the opiate of the masses...
Former England football star Paul Gascoigne was this morning arrested for being drunk and disorderly. He was found wandering the streets of Newcastle naked by police officers, who had been tipped off about 'a drunk naked man' who had been annoyin...
In the run up to the Christmas season, it has been announced that the statutory drink driving limit is to be lowered from two units to one. One unit is a small glass of wine, half a pint of a normal strength beer or sniffing from a bottle of spiri...
Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...
Emotional scenes here on the south coast tonight as news emerged that the local outlet of Threshers Wine Shop is to close early next month. Local alkies made the sombre pilgrimage to the store to purchase Sunday's stock of beers wines and spirits,...
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