An M.I.T research team has coined a new phrase, "Political Jabberwocky", to describe the art of using many words but saying nothing.
The political career of ex Liberal leader, Charles Kennedy, hit a new low yesterday as he faced charges of assault and public nudity at Bow street magistrates court.
Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.
WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
Colorado Springs, Colorado - (Associated Mess): The embattled leader of the National Evangelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has stepped down from his lofty pulpit after hotly refuting allegations that he had to pay for sex with men, claiming he w...
London - (Associated Mess): As the Bush Administration's top apologist takes the stand in the House of Commons Iraq tie-breaker debate this afternoon, political rapture-watch index aintgottaprayer.com has reported frenetic internet spread-betting...
Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...
Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.
In the recent Hartford debate, incumbent Senator Joe Lieberman (aka LieberMEforME) could not stop his nose from growing. Due to the barrage of lies, Liebermans nose grew more than 17 inches long. The crowd present was in disbelief, as his nose dart...
Freestone City, Constitution State, Connecticut---Joe Lieberman and Ned Lamont continue to duke it out in Connecticut, a political battleground state, if ever there was one.
PETE Doherty has outlined his latest plan to prove to the world once and for all that his hell-raising ways are behind him - by applying to join Tetbury Upton Parish Council.
Press Room, Cheshire-Corrigan-Radgowski State Facility, Connecticut---Ned Lamont explains his family's history in politics, the taking of the gifts of others and the giving away of the farm (not his) and the free advice behind his family tree relati...
Raids presumptive rival for talent.
Any Safe Port In A Nasty Political Storm---An investigative journalist for the National Inquisitor and the Starry Globe has unearthed the ultra secret reasons for the rejection of the Dubai world ports deal by the U.S. Congress.
London, 14 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): New Scotland Yard admitted today that it has taken up recent controversial US counter-terrorism policies of bugging the phone calls of dubious public figures suspected of involvement in politics.
PERTH, AUSTRALIA- Reginald "Rush" Darwin, great-great-great grandson of the father of the theory of evolution announces the publication of a revolutionary alternative to both evolution and intelligent design at an introductory signing event to...
Recording artists from the period during which Mrs. Thatcher dominated British politics have gathered to record a special album in her honour. The compilation goes under the inspired title of ‘Margaret: A CD', and is the brainchild of pop genius and...
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