President Barack Obama was startled when his specially-issued, red smartphone rang Friday afternoon. He was even more startled when the person on the other line said they were from a collections agency. The special phone is the modern version of...
WASHINGTON, DC - Political analysts are debating the President's power under the 14th Amendment Public Debt clause "for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Can Obama permanently remove the GOP and Tea Part...
Congressmen and Congresswomen loaded on buses bound for Camp David, where they will all participate in the First Annual American Twit of the Year Olympiad. They were invited to the event after failing to raise the Debt Ceiling. Since then the U.S. Do...
In a two part announcement sure to impact on the American economy, President Barry Obama first shocked the US automotive world with his new edict demanding all auto manufactures produce fleet economies of 54.1 MPH by 2025, up from the current 27.5...
Orlando, Florida -- Unable to afford escalating real estate prices in Washington DC, the US government is relocating to Disney World. The move, which will include both houses of Congress, the executive branch, and the Supreme Court, is expected to...
WASHINGTON: Next to nothing is getting done in Washington while the Democrats and Republicans show the Nation that there is more than one way to skin a cat; that cat being the American tax payor. Of interest to no-one, other than the 50% of Ameri...
President Barry O'Bama is said to be excited over Boston Irish plans to host a 'big homecoming' for their prodigal son as he returns to Martha's Vineyard for the third consecutive August 'family' vacation. The homecoming will even out do O'Bama's...
Washington DC -- The government has released a booklet of survival tips aimed at helping US citizens protect themselves during the nation's upcoming debt default. Titled "Deadbeat Nation," the guide emphasizes that any property in America, public...
Amy Winehouse's death now has two new connections to non-drug related causes. A recording of a un-named demo song reveals she was extremely upset by American politicians lack of resolve to raise the dept ceiling. "Screw the dirty bastards in the U...
The USA is two weeks away from defaulting on its $14 trillion debt mountain, and politicians from both parties have been debating the crisis to try to find the best way out. President Barack Obama has been deeply involved in these discussions, an...
Today in their continued deliberations inside the White house, Obama and others have finally come to an agreement on how to deal with most if not all debt problems the the United States currently has. They have agreed to use he new Elm Street Debt...
"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA). Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...
(LSM) - Midway through season three, Obama is facing the possibility of cancellation if the show cannot increase its ratings. The administration has lost many viewers due to the current "Debt Ceiling" story-line, which has alienated the casual viewe...
Obama has announced possibly the most shocking news to have ever been made in the history of America, and possibly the world. He has gone to the press to announce he is taking on all punk ass bitches that try to 'get on his grill' from now on claimin...
Washington DC -- Pres. Obama and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) have reached an agreement in their debt ceiling negotiations. The two leaders signed off on a joint statement today. It declared: "We're not good at math. So we've hired H&R...
Halifax Nova Scotia: The Canadian government is reporting that the Cruise Ship Barack Obama struck an iceberg on 15 July 2011 while sailing about 400 miles (640 km) south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland on the way to the UK. No loss of life was re...
The Executive Branch of the US Government filed a petition with the Judicial Branch yesterday, requesting a divorce from the Legislative Branch. Obama cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for wanting a legal split from Congress. The...
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