Obama To Take On All Punk Bitches

Funny story written by Zachary Estle

Monday, 25 July 2011

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Obama takin care of buzziness.

Obama has announced possibly the most shocking news to have ever been made in the history of America, and possibly the world. He has gone to the press to announce he is taking on all punk ass bitches that try to 'get on his grill' from now on claiming the reason is'cause I'm tired of this shit yo'.

Many are stating that this is Obama 'letting his black out'.

Jay-Z went on the record, which is a rarity, to say that " Yeah I knew he would soon, he can't hide the hood forever. It's the ROC."

Many other people also said similar things with varying degrees of racism.

It's still undetermined what he meant by the statement but he did mention Kanye West in the monologue as well, saying that West is the biggest douche of all time.

The world will see soon what was meant by the newest of many shocking statements by the president recently.

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