Caracas - Anna Martinez a young Venezuelan woman, has sensationally claimed that dangerous social reformer and critic of US foreign policy, President Hugo Chavez is a secret connoisseur of lightly poached baby.
Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.
Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...
Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.
Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...
Perma-tanned wide boy, Robert Kilroy-Silk, has made astonishing claims today, suggesting that the mirrors in some clothes stores are of the distorting kind; designed to make people appear thinner when trying on potential new purchases.
Sensational news today as it has emerged that during his time at top peoples' school, Eton College, Tory leader David Cameron, was an evil crack dealer.
"The number of Pinocchio-style noses here is amazing," announced a startled watcher of the CIA leak case trial.
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
Hellraising bassist and vocalist with heavy metal merchants Motorhead, Lemmy, is today cock-a-hoop at having secured the Conservative Party's nomination as prospective parliamentary candidate for Ashby de la Zouche.
In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...
A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.
Today, there were violent protests throughout the City of London about the depiction of HSBC's profit margin in a cartoon in a Danish newspaper. The protesters asked for the head of HSBC and burned a number of cheque books. Despite three deaths,...
Tony Blair today denied the existence of anybody called Saddam Hussein. As what is seen as further moves to avoid commentary on the former dictator, Blair greeted reporters' questions with...
Washington - President Bush announced a new policy today that would protect him from the damaging opinions and words from the American public.
For Immediate Release: (December 29, 2006); Barnwell, South Carolina Visitors and Convention Bureau has announced plans for a memorial statue to feature their native son abandoned by his parents there, James Brown; the former US President, Gerald For...
A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.
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