It was a jubilant crowd yesterday afternoon as ninety GOP congressmen marched and frolicked into a press conference after effectively shutting down the government. They had just returned from Walter Reed Hospital where they had their noses surgically...
One hundred GOP Congressmen announced the formation of a new caucus late yesterday. At a jubilant and raucous press conference, Eric Cantor proudly affirmed the principles and direction of the new group. "Putting your Tit in the wringer is as America...
Moose, the gaseous hero dog from Louisburg, NC, has been nominated for Mount Rushmore. George Babcock of Lyndonville, Vermont has started the lengthy process to nominate Moose to be placed on Mont Rushmore. Babcock is quoted by the Associated Press a...
Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...
The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, controversial pastor of a small Evangelical church in North Carolina, has told the local Franklin Times he has been in touch with the White House and has offered to loan the government the services of his dog, Moose.
Fifty GOP Congressmen held a news conference this morning to announce the formation of a new caucus within the party. Led by Congressman Eric Cantor, the assembled started the proceedings by singing the song, "Little things mean a lot," before Canto...
Senator John McCain appeared today on the grounds of the nation's Capital dressed in full combat gear from the Colonial War era and mounted on a white stallion. He was accompanied by a small group of members of the Tea Party also dressed in uniforms...
Wal-Mart checkout The check out lady at Wal-Mart's said, "Is this yours," as she picked up my upper bridge from the conveyor belt. Thank God! I thoughts it had dropped into the urinal in the men's room. "Thanks," I said and put it back in my mouth! Full disclosure: Actually, this hasn't happened yet, but I wouldn't, if I were you, stand near me if you see me start to sneeze. You know you...
"My! Aren't we looking spiffy today!" "Are you freaking blind!?" "You're not getting older, you're just getting better!" "Really?" "You're only as old as you feel!" "OK. I feel like 120, I think like 40. You wanna average that out, it's still 80!" "Hi young man!" "Puleeeese!" "Well….How are WE feeling today?" "OK. I'll go first. It's the bowel move...
It is 2:45 pm and you take a number, look at the "health news" on the TV screen, look for something to read and settle on a 2003 Newsweek. You look at your fellow sick people and wish you weren't here. They look at you and you see them thinking, "Why does he bother!" One by one they go in. I am called back to the receptionist desk to show my Medicare and Humana card, I try to make a few pleasantr...
"How ya feeling?" Don't ever ask a person over the age of sixty-five this question! There was a cartoon in the New Yorker magazine circa 1950's. It showed this very bedraggled couple of undetermined age in a dirty pot filled kitchen with the plaster falling off the walls. He was un-shaven, clothes disheveled, and his mouth slack. She was in a house dress with unkempt hair and yellowed teeth.
Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...
Citizens of the US were shocked and dismayed this morning when news of the sale of the country's three major TV networks were reported sold to a corporate giant. As rumours flew in the media industry of TV anchor replacements and format changes, m...
At a joint press conference with his wife this morning, Anthony Weiner took the podium with a defiant and aggressive tone in his voice: "My only sin---I didn't Bogart my Joint!" As journalists looked at each other in amazement and a few guffawe...
A stunned and outraged UK reacted today as leaked reports from inside Buckingham Palace revealed that the new baby born of Prince William and Kate Middleton would be named---Bob! An anonymous source within the palace states that Queen Elizabeth u...
Speaker John Boehner took to the floor of the US House of Representatives this morning demanding the immediate arrest and extradition of Edward Snowden from Russia. He also demanded an immediate trial and execution of Snowden as a traitor to the coun...
In a compromise this past week between GOP and Democrat Senators the border patrol budget has been increased by approximately one billion percent. According to the office of Budget and Management this will translate into a tax burden of over one million dollars for every man, woman and child in America. "Finally, we have a bi-partisan agreement on something," said Majority Leader Harry Reid. "...
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