Gainesville, Florida - (Bonfire of the Insanities Mess): US pastor Terry Jones has been urged by British protestors to burn Tony Blair's memoir instead of the Muslim holy book this Saturday. The International Burn A Koran Day loony has been offer...
Washington DC: Former Prime Minister Tony bLIAR issued a plea to an American clergyman not to go ahead with his plan to burn copies of the Koran on September 11. In a 'spirit' of negotiation Tony bLIARr has called on the US pastor to burn his newly...
The proposed book burning in Hyde Park of Tony Blair's biography is to go ahead, despite pleas from George Bush to the organisers of the event to desist. 'We feel this demonstration will mean a great deal to those who feel strongly about the harm...
London - (Hawkeye News): Security funding for former Prime Monsters who make money from peddling their own rackets must be paid for privately a House of Commons select committee said today. Citing the example of Margaret Thatcher's own successful...
Wayne Rooney experienced some competition today, before the Switzerland game, with strikers in London and Paris endangering his position as the No 1 Striker. In Paris, the French are objecting to the retirement age being raised to 62 - on hearing...
Tony Blair is cancelling a high-profile signing session of his new memoirs because of planned protests. He has been seen of late, swanning around book stores and anywhere that would have him, to promote his ego and overpowering sense of his own im...
With all the Pomp and Ceremony usually associated with a Papal-or at very least, a Louie Walsh visit-Tony Bliar,the defunct oberfuhrer of the dreaded New Labour Fourth Reich arrived in Dublin to promote his utterly tasteless Autobiography:"The Machia...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair was described as "out of danger" but "still shitting his pants" after a book signing in Dublin got ugly and he was pelted with salmonella tainted eggs imported from the colonies and more than a few trainers infected...
Our ever so kind, ex Glorious Leader, Gordon Brown is back with us. Maybe he can use his renowned debating skills to shit in the nest of the new Government? Then again, maybe not. Gordon, it seems, is devoting himself to championing the underdog,...
Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing in Dublin, Ireland were perfectly edible. This led some to question t...
The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony Blair's Memoirs, rumours have again begun to circulate. Insiders...
SEN reporter Buffty Ginslinger, speaking from a den of Soho iniquity, swigging a large G&T and puffing on a Marlboro Lite in defiance of the smoking ban, informed Skoob Entertainment News that there remains in existence, a chapter from Tony Blair...
Former Prime Minister, part time dinner-speaker and full time liar, Tony Blair, has been accused of plagiarising other works for his autobiography. Blair's book entitled, "Blair Today: Gone Tomorrow" has shot straight to the top of worldwide best...
Londin - (Brinks Matt News): "Loada bollox from begining to end," is the news from the Met's anti-mobster division where an arrest warrant is being readied for the Pope's arrival. "Pull the other one, it's got Brinks-Matt bullion heist written all...
London - (Gonads): Cryptographers in MI5's Filthy Bastards Division have decoded another chapter in Blair's amnesia-riddled hagiography. This reveals Blair always knew that KGB bastard and ex-UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson fathered Labour's pie-g...
Tony Blair's new book, released recently, at last reveals the extent to which he back stabbed poor old Gordy Brown, recently defeated PM of Britain and former chancellor in Blair's government. Blair admits that he went round telling all and sundry...
Tony Blair's odious and self serving stories seek to show us why he was an inspiring national leader, idealist, radical, reformer, without sacrificing his natural decency and humanity, but just end up making him look a bit of a git, according to one...
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