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Funny story: World's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam

World's Muslims Reject Britney's Conversion to Islam

Amid a report in the British newspaper News of the World that singer Britney Spears was looking to convert to Islam, the faith of her current beau and paparazzio Adnan Ghalib, the World's one billion Muslims have collectively stated that...

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Funny story: Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas, that well-known Christian Festival to mark the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the one true God in Heaven, and not some stinking old bloke in a smock with tatty sandals, is...

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Funny story: Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".

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Funny story: Muslims enjoy Dancing spectacular in Mecca

Muslims enjoy Dancing spectacular in Mecca

The annual haj pilgrimage began in Mecca on Monday when hundreds of thousands of Muslim pilgrims put on their dancing shoes for a big 'ol shindig.

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Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'. Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview...

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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: Muslims Expose British Fascism

Muslims Expose British Fascism

In a brave attack on Great Britain's Nazi totalitarianism, the Muslim Council of Britain has laid bare that country's evil betrayal of the many Muslims who have flocked to its shores.

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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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Funny story: Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Manila, Philippines - Fifteen-year-old, Iman Khalil, won her appeal to United Soccer Association (USA) allowing her to wear a headdress, which is her custom as a Muslim. Meanwhile an extremist Catholic group from the Philippines that formed a soccer...

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Funny story: Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.

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Funny story: Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.

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Funny story: Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...

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Funny story: Channel 4 'misrepresented' Muslim preachers

Channel 4 'misrepresented' Muslim preachers

West Midlands Police, anxious to build fences with the Muslim community following arrests of terrorist suspects, have accused Channel 4 of deceitful editing techniques in a recent documentary about Muslim fundamentalism in the area's mosques.

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Funny story: Prince Offends Muslim Youths

Prince Offends Muslim Youths

WINDSOR (Defecated News) - Interfaith relations in the UK were left in tatters after the Duke of Edinburgh called a group of Muslim youth workers 'a gang of fucking Taliban bomber-training bastards' yesterday.

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Funny story: Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo, the 'sacred' Welsh Hindu bullock, has finally been taken away for execution after police were drafted in to battle it out with his followers who were trying to prevent the slaughter.

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