WINDSOR (Defecated News) - Interfaith relations in the UK were left in tatters after the Duke of Edinburgh called a group of Muslim youth workers 'a gang of fucking Taliban bomber-training bastards' yesterday.
The Queen the Prince (who has picked up a reputation over the years with regards to racial insensitivity), were visiting a football training academy in Bohhhlton, Lancashire. After inspecting the changing rooms, toilets and showers, the Prince pointed at a group of volunteers, made a hand gesture in which his fingers were shaped as an 'O' with the wrist moving up and down, and verbally attacked the boys.
One of the victims, Abdul Abid Abdulla Khan (19) told us: "He were right fooking rude, like. I think the Queen pissed herself when 'ee said that, like. He called me a black bomber bastard."
His brother Asim Wakim Waheem Saleem Khan (20) added: "Big eared twat came oop and started givin oos verbal, like. I wonted t'noot 'im, boot me broova said nerr."
Buckingham Palace has issued a statement in which it denies any racist slur, and blamed the controversy on a 'failure to communicate'. The Prince's private secretary stated: "The prince was just being jovial and some of what he said was taken out of context by touchy brown bastards."
The Queen refused to comment.