Where will we find... An Ode that came to the poet as he was making a cup of tea Where will we find people so very temperamental? Where will we find who think fiddling is fundamental? Where will we find nepotistic people, cruel and mental? Where will we find scheming people being instrumental? Where will we find deceit, cheating, and lying elemental? Where will we find folk wh...
Our reporter Inchcock was musing as he was attending to his ablutions, and wrote down a list of alternative names that would represent MPs = Members of Parliament. Here is the resulting scribble. He did say he intended to create more, but unfortunately he ran out of paper, he thought he's got a spare roll, but no! Malicious People - Macabre Personages - Machinating People Maladapted Parliame...
The shameless millionaire Chancellor George Osborne (who coined the phrase *we're all in this together", jetted off on a luxury skiing holiday - leaving Britain to suffer the backlash of his vicious policies. He went on the piste as struggling fam...
David Cameron - Prime Minister Born Oct 9th 1966 - Libra: Positive: Artistic, romantic and loving, a champion of good causes, intellectual, a good friend to other con-men, strongly held beliefs in nepotism, can be charming, sincere, and with excellent communicative skills designed to get his own way and cover-up for his ministers fiddling. Negative: Moody or sulky, flirtatious, egot...
The local August election in Nottingham, had a Spoofer, Inchcock Chambers apply for nomination, as representative for the Social Spoof Rejected Party. His magnanimous gesture was to fail miserably - but Inchcock is used to such failures in life - only the expense claims of the already rich and well paid caused him concern. Top expense claiming nepotists.. I mean MP's, Members of Parliament...
Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...
London, UK: British government minister Eric Pickles has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation. Sexual Health practitioner Dr Melanie Cole explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the...
Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson have been commissioned by Parliament to provide recipes to the Parliamentary Canteen. You can print these recipes yourself and prepare the meals so you can feel just like a Member of Parlament. Jamie's Turd in the Hole. Take a pickled turd from the cabinet and fry with a piece of bread with a hole in which to place the turd. After 5 minutes add a sprin...
Oh yes, it's back for one FINAL FINAL series apparently. After days of heavy campaigning on Twitter, Davina McCall has confirmed there will be one final series. But this one will be a massive change. Both Tory and Lib. Dem Cabinet Ministers are se...
Doctors have confirmed that a Labour MP who was rushed to a hospital in Chelsea is suffering from malnutrition. Dennis MacShane, a Labour MP and former Minister, related his condition to delays in the system of paying MPs' expense claims. McShane...
The Rt Hon George Osborne MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer's Third Private Secretary's, Secretary, Gaylord Hobnob, has revealed some of the plans in the Green Paper, for the reduction in costs of the Police Service in the United Kingdom. "The outso...
Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand pounds to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question, casually flicking his £2000 rolled-gold pen, and glancing occasionally at his Rolex watch, and humming to himself. "Isn't it true t...
A nationwide poll held in the UK was commissioned by 'UKTV History' to mark the publication of the political journalist and commentator Andrew Marr's History of Modern Britain. Almost 3,000 people were asked for their opinion. Here are the top ten results. We guess that you will find them amusing, funny, in part hilarious and sometimes quite strange; in fact, exactly like our politicians. 1)...
MPs are to be given the political equivalent of a 'swear box' to deter them from using tiresome political words and phrases. On the list so far are - 'clearly', 'y'know', 'opportunity', 'fairness', 'change', 'need' and starting a sentence with the pr...
Ministers will suffer from the cut-backs, along with everyone else! - Intrepid reporter, Inchcock Chambers, got this statement, by Sir Spooninmouth Uppercrust, from the House of Commons, this morning. "Does the proletariat really think that we wil...
The Tories planted Thatcher on Scotland in the 1980's. She hated the Scots and the Scots still detest her and any haw, haw, haw, high and mighty Tory in Scotland. That's why they only have one Member of Parliament from a Scottish constituency. Spa...
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