Our reporter Inchcock was musing as he was attending to his ablutions, and wrote down a list of alternative names that would represent MPs = Members of Parliament. Here is the resulting scribble. He did say he intended to create more, but unfortunately he ran out of paper, he thought he's got a spare roll, but no!
Malicious People - Macabre Personages - Machinating People
Maladapted Parliamentarians - Magnificently Putrid - Malapropism Presenter
Megabucks People - Mancipation Perpetrators - Mean-minded People
Megalomaniacally Perfect - Magisterialess Perpetrators'
Millionaire Personages - Memorably Putrid - Menagerie Parliamentarian
Mercenary People - Microprogrammed Politicians - Miscreant Personages
Meowing Pussies - Midnight Prowlers - Mightier Purses - Mad Pillocks
Milking Profits - Ministerial Panderers - Misalliance Perfectionists
Misarranged Parliamentarians - Misbehaviour Professors - Mud Piles
Misconceptions Practiser's - Profanatory Perfectionists
Peremptorily Mannerless - Morally Perverse - Mummy Predefined
Meade Presoaked - Magnificently Pretentious - Murkiest plagiarisers
Melancholy Preachers - Maddening Pillocks - Majestically Precarious
Monstrous Predators - Maddening Politicians - Machismo Personages
Manipulative Parasites - Magically perfidious - Marijuana Preventers
