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Funny story: Indians to sweep medal tally at CWG Games

Indians to sweep medal tally at CWG Games

London: Pollyamma the Parrot, India's answer to the Oracle Octopus, has predicted that this time India will be the country bagging the largest amount of medals in the upcoming Commonwealth Games, causing quite a stir in Times Square. An astonishe...

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Funny story: Many Mumbai slumdogs 'hovels' are actually marble-floored, air-conditioned, 5-star designer dwellings!

Many Mumbai slumdogs 'hovels' are actually marble-floored, air-conditioned, 5-star designer dwellings!

Anyone who thinks all Mumbai slumdogs live in shit-infested hovels will be in for a big surprise. While on the outside the slums maintain their decrepit, stinky, smelly, fetid appearance - the inside tells a whole different story. Mumbai boasts s...

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Funny story: BlackBerry bugs India

BlackBerry bugs India

New Delhi (India): The Canadian Blackberry has made several Indian politicians scream blue murder, even as the Indian stock markets begin resembling a half-sozzled cowboy in a Texas rodeo. It all began when the Indian Farmer's Cooperative discovered...

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Funny story: Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Yesterday's report of the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games has kicked up a whale of a storm in India. Indian Sports Minister MS Gill reacted sharply to recent reports of fishy business in the run up to the Commonwealth Games, to be...

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Funny story: Sour grapes: India Opposition party leader says PM office has lost its value

Sour grapes: India Opposition party leader says PM office has lost its value

In a classic sour grapes attitude 150-year old fading leader of India's BJP Opposition Party, LK Advani has been stopping people in the street to tell them that as far as he was concerned "the PM's office has lost it value". "Who are you and who a...

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Funny story: India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

Pakistan's politicians and grand-standing Ministers of "Word-Twisting" have never failed to seize the opportunity to mock, malign and attempt to manipulate their Indian counterparts. Such bombastic buffoonery is part of their DNA. In past natural...

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Funny story: India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

Following a meeting between India's home secretary, all the top pooh-bahs and mucky-mucks from India's domestic security agencies and the government's Telecom babus the Indian Govt threatened today to block BlackBerry's corporate and e-mail services...

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Funny story: Obama wants Americans to say NO to Bangalore and YES to Buffalo. India's tit for tat reply: No problem - We'll buy out Bangor, Maine and rename it Bang[al]ore Maine

Obama wants Americans to say NO to Bangalore and YES to Buffalo. India's tit for tat reply: No problem - We'll buy out Bangor, Maine and rename it Bang[al]ore Maine

Desperate to save their jobs and facing annihilation in the mid-term elections Democratic politicians have reverted to their familiar abuse of all things foreign. To wit: Democrat Senator Charles E. Schumer's ridiculous branding of leading Indian I...

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Funny story: New Delhi Sewer Takes Prize as World's Nastiest Odor

New Delhi Sewer Takes Prize as World's Nastiest Odor

The smells wafting from a New Delhi sewer have buckled many a man's knees. The odor is so disgusting that neighbor's pray for the smell of hot garbage or at least a nasty cabbage fart. Due to the robust diet of the natives, the sewer systems give...

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Funny story: India to produce $50 lightweight drones

India to produce $50 lightweight drones

NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...

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Funny story: PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

DAVID Cameron's trade trip to India was in crisis this morning following lurid reports of a drink-fuelled ministerial busking session down a back alley in Bangalore. The Prime Minister is leading the biggest British trade delegation to India since...

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Funny story: Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

A survey by the Department Of Reproductive Health in India has revealed that 90% of Indian men fail to measure up where it matters ... In the trouser department. The report has found that condoms, manufactured for the international market, are too...

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Funny story: Electric Car Owners Given Police Protection During High Oil Price Protests

Electric Car Owners Given Police Protection During High Oil Price Protests

The general strike or bandh called by various Indian opposition parties against the rise in the price of oil, were mostly peaceful in the metros of Bangalore, Mumbai and Delhi despite apprehensions that there would be violence against minorities.

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Funny story: July 5th Indian General Strike to be Held in Shifts at ITES Hubs of Bangalore, NCR, Mumbai

July 5th Indian General Strike to be Held in Shifts at ITES Hubs of Bangalore, NCR, Mumbai

The 6:00 am to 6:00 pm Bandh called by various opposition parties is hopelessly insufficient to stop businesses from functioning normally according to various protest groups and individuals. Former union leader going by the name of AVX Shenoy note...

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Funny story: Black hole of Calcutta spinning out of control

Black hole of Calcutta spinning out of control

In recent weeks it has been noticed that the famous Black hole in the centre of Calcutta has gained in power and is spinning out of control. The Black hole was a remaining remnant from when the Earth was formed and has from time to time had bad effec...

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Funny story: Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets. Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morn...

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Funny story: Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years. For the last six days he has been observed by scientists this skinny old man of 82, has had...

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