PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea has boldly boasted that it is ready for war. Iceland with an Army of slightly over 900 soldiers, replies that it is on it's way to kick North Korea's ass. A high-ranking Icelandic official said, "We will conqu...
REYKJAVICH, Iceland - Johanna Sigurdardottir, 66, has just become Iceland's new prime minister and the world's first openly gay leader. Iceland's previous Prime Minister Geir Haarde resigned on January 26, amid Iceland's tumultuous political turm...
In the age of global warming, cocktail slurping EU'ers have spent a hot summer and a tepid winter in search of really cold drinks. When the frosty beverage loving Europeans reach their limit with lukewarm liquids, they began clamoring for a new suppl...
Iceland's PM Geir Hallgrimur Haarde announced today the immediate collapse of his government in the wake of the country's dire economic crisis; news that came as a shock to a busy world community that had entirely forgotten Iceland existed. In a h...
Geir Haarde, the embattled Prime Minister of Iceland, has announced his resignation following demonstrations in protest at the recent financial crisis and the continuing use of Kerry Katona. Iceland has been facing riots and civil disturbances ove...
After length negotiations between the British and Icelandic governments a deal has been thrashed out to repay the £10 billion owed to British companies and charities that had been tied up in the Icelandic banks that went belly up. The British pena...
The green countrysides of Iceland have been thrown into panic by the worldwide economic crisis. Matters recently have been made worse by the United Kingdom's freeze on British assets in Icelandic banks. The economic intervention has been justifie...
London - (Frozen Ass Mess): London Meterological Office scientists have been gagged by a MoD D-Notice about the impact of an icy blast sweeping across the UK following the annihilation of a UFO mothership by Russian Air Farce (sic) fighter bombers so...
REYKJAVIK - Relations between Iceland and Britain have chilled as British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling are accused of abusing anti-terror laws to "freeze the asses" of Icelandic refrigerators in Britain. Iceland's...
Today President George W Bush had this to say about the financial crisis caused by Iceland's banking failures: 'My fellow Scandinarians, Iceland's banks will need all our assisters and support, it is our duty to help the globule economicity funct...
In a sensational doorstep confession this morning, the alleged notorious Neasden organised crime kingpin Arthur Pewty admitted to having Iceland connections. In the wake of the collapse of the Icelandic banking system, Pewty released the following...
Reykjavik, Iceland - The Icelandic parliament met this week in the capital of Reykjavik to discuss their financial predicament. The Icelandic Prime Minister, Geir Haarde, has gone over several options to fix the financial crises in Iceland. One op...
Gordon Brown has announced another bold new strategy to handle the crisis caused by Iceland's banking crisis. "I am announcing today that Iceland will be melted down and bottled to be sold as overpriced mineral water in London's top restaurants."...
Reykjavík - Iceland is basking in the world spotlight today as it has been pinpointed as the source of the global economic meltdown. Farmwife Sonja Arnason, of Stokkseyr, just outside of Reykjavík was defrosting her kitchen freezer and somehow cro...
Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...
Iceland, that weird cold place at the top of the map, has reacted angrily to the banking crisis in which it has found itself, and has declared war on Great Britain. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday bluntly refused his Icelandic counte...
Financial markets weakened yet further this morning, amidst fears that the world's banks could be in a meltdown situation by the weekend, and experts have warned investors not to buy into Iceland. The budget frozen foods giant has been particularl...
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