Fireflies, or lightning bugs, are being touted by Al Gore as the new green home lighting system for the southern U.S.A. According to Gore, the bioluminescent bugs are common in the south and could easily be caught by any ten year old boy. "I use...
Al Gore's wife Tipper has told personal friends that this whole "Global Warming" thing is because her husband is going through menopause. "It hits him at odd times", stated Tipper, to a friend of the family. "If there is such a thing as global war...
Al Gore was given the job of Television Weatherman for a week in the smallest town in America, Tenney which is in North western Minnesota. The population of Tenney is six people and a dog although it was temporarily seven people and a dog when Al vis...
Al Gore has moved to Las Vegas because he is fed up giving Global warming lectures in the snow. There is of course a problem its so hot in Las Vegas that nobody wants to listen to a guy yap on about Global Warming for six hours when they could be goi...
The Knoxville Knot Heads at the University of Tennessee have done it again, bucking the odds they could pick two ego gorged dysfunctional representatives to show case their institute of higher learning to the nation. Defying all odds that history...
Al Gore appeared today at a news conference in New York looking rather worried and disturbed. "Please Please Help Me" he said "An iceberg that has broken free from Antarctica caused by Global Warming will probably cause Global Freezing" The iceber...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were. After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos...
Al Gore has delayed his new book The Last Winter Olympics until the summertime because he wants to launch it when its hot. This is what sensible people call seasonal weather change hot in the summer cold in the Winter. Gores book on Global Warming...
Desperate Global Warming Guru Al Gore has pleaded with President Obama to use Atomic bombs at the polar ice caps to melt some snow and ice as some people are actually beginning to think that Global Warming evidence is flawed. They have been tellin...
Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green, and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming...
Blonde Pudglet Tipper Gore, wife of the fabulously wealthy Gaseous Green Machine, Big Al Gore of Nobel Prize Infamy gushed out her revelation that "Al is no longer hot" on the Larry King Comatose show last night! Tipper says she hasn't seen her hu...
International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel 'Return to Almora' detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor. As if rece...
Winter Olympics officials have invited Al Gore to Vancouver to watch some of the events including Speed Skating and Bobsleighs. Al Gore as we all know has made an absolute fortune from his Global Warming lectures even although the effect Humans h...
New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during an event to raise awareness about global warming, sources said. While delivering his 40,000th interminable lecture on global warming, Gore noticed a hottie in the crowd and began to d...
Former presidential candidate and environmental super hero Al Gore issued a statement via press release from the Alliance for Climate Protection, stating he was disappointed and ashamed that the American people have been fooled into believing there h...
Al Gore is snowed in at an undisclosed location in Washington after the coldest weather for nearly 100 years. He had been due to give a series of Global Warming lectures in the Washington area but because of the freezing spell he has been snowed in s...
Thousands of Bankrupt ice cream van owners are being urged to sue Al Gore because of his Global Warming lectures which are causing financial ruin. George Grey bought an ice cream van and stocked it up ready for the summer that never came after he...
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