Sellafield, Cumbria - (Ass Mess): Having fought off fierce competition from the Vatican Crypt and Chernobyl in the Ukraine, the Sellafield landfill site that forms part of the former Magnox nuclear fuel reprocessing plant will host the final resting...
In a rare break from Royal protocol the Queen sensationally admitted to George Bush yesterday that she regularly has multiple orgasms and further that her sex life was better now than it had ever been.
Britons were shocked at today's announcement from 10 Downing Street that their Royal Family is in fact just the cast of a long-running television reality show entitled "The House of Windsor".
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Ever since Henry VIII banished the megalomania aspirations of the satanic Popish cult over the Throne of England the Catholic Church has attempted to sneak back in by stealth.
Court Circular: Balmoral Castle, Blackadder - (Ass Mess): The Queen's Chaplain was received in audience today and reminded the Puppe...
The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.
Ron Paul was appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) yesterday, receiving his insignia from the Queen at Buckingham Palace in a ceremony known as an investiture. The award is generally considered a knighthood, tho...
Broadcasting House, London - (Rotters): The BBC row about faked footage of Queen Elizabeth has spread to the Corporation's news deparetment and its political editor Nick Robinson who has been branded by foreign intelligence sources as a 'terr...
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Six million Brits are living in households where nobody works, just like old Fatty Mountbatten, the Puppet Monarch imported from Stalinist Russia after their pals the Luftwaffe succesfully bombed Buck House and its roy...
Broadcasting House - (Ass Mess): The BBC is bracing itself for a new twist in the Queen documentary footage scandal after it emerged that part of the Corporation's flagship arselicking royal puff-piece has been accidentally cut and inserted into...
The year - 1953. The place - the front rooms of England. The occasion - the Coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
The Queen has today stormed out of a Tesco store following an attrocious gaffe by the leading supermarket chain over her usual shopping list.
Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth's health has gone into a steep decline since the BBC documentary fiasco this week where an Eastenders-type plotline was inserted by the Corporation's controller of programmes 'as a bit of a...
Her Majesty the Queen has officially severed all links with the BBC over the fake footage scandal, Palace sources have said.
Fat cat bosses at the BBC interrupted a lunch of caviar and champagne at the Ritz to make a mealy-mouthed apology to Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth for a new documentary due to be show on the BBC, which shows Her Majesty to be a 17th Century vampi...
Esteemed celebrity photographer Annie Liebowitz insulted Queen Elizabeth earlier this week when she asked the UK's monarch to remove her crown during a photo shoot.
In a totally unprecedented move today, the BBC had to say sorry ("soz" is the dumbed-down version for younger BBC viewers) to the Queen for messing about with the documentary they were making about her clothes sense.
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