IRA clergy squeezing Gorgon Brown over ancient Royal marriage laws

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Saturday, 4 August 2007

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IRA clergy like Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'ConArtist is squeezing Brown

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Ever since Henry VIII banished the megalomania aspirations of the satanic Popish cult over the Throne of England the Catholic Church has attempted to sneak back in by stealth.

Then some 200 years later the 1701 Act of Settlement, which enshrined the Protestant ascendancy, ensured that the superstitious Roman dicatorship cult would be persona non grata evermore - a law which still applies rigidly today.

But now that dissembling, two-faced liar Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'ConArtist is piling on the pressure on UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to allow members of the Royal Family to marry Catholics.

Such key constitutional changes have always been trumpted as febrile fantasy of course.

"You only have to release the classified papers gagged by the Official Secrets Act that relate to Hitler's Pope Pius XII for the entire Vatican terrorsm structure to come crashing down in public," an archivist at Windsor Castle said today.

There are millions of other reasons to keep the Popish heresy away from the constitutional core of the Monarchy of course.

The Monarch is head of the Church of England. Any Catholic in-laws would be obliged to rear their spawn according to their foul Popish nonsense which one day could potentially result in an heir apparent being Catholic.

"The whole point of the Church of England is that it does away with the patent crap of the Catholic religion!" sources added today.

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