Written by queen mudder

Friday, 20 July 2007

image for Queen TV footage row spreads to BBC political editor
Robinson: a shadowy stooge of Prince Bandar

Broadcasting House, London - (Rotters): The BBC row about faked footage of Queen Elizabeth has spread to the Corporation's news deparetment and its political editor Nick Robinson who has been branded by foreign intelligence sources as a 'terrorist mole' paid to spread disinformation designed to protect the Pretender to the Throne from treason charges.

Nick Robinson has always prided himself as the UK's top newshound behind every major scoop of the last decade including yesterday's BBC announcement predicting that nobody would be busted in the cash-for-peerages probe.

But non-Mossad and non-CIA sources stationed in London told MI5 today that his job in the BBC was tantamount to a cynical terrorism placement by Clarence House paymasters in the employment of Saudi ex-US ambassador Prince Bandar.

"The Beeb is shielding Robinson in the same way it shielded the twats that faked the Queen footage," sources claimed today.

"When the story behind this eventually breaks the BBC will lose it Royal Charter for ever.

"Damned well serves them right!"

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