In 1993 my wife and I moved to the Catskill Mountains. We soon realized that there in the hills antenna based TV reception was impossible. We had just spent all our money on the down payment for our property, so we were too cash strapped to buy one of those huge satellite dishes that were so popular back then. We were also too far in the then wilderness to have any cable lines on our road ( actual...
Organizers of The March for Women's Rights estimate that Sundays pro abortion rally in Washington drew a crowd of at least one million people, possibly more. In a statement issued from in hiding at Camp David, President Bush called on the nation to "...
The latest Phew! Research Poll has addressed the burning question: Which is the Uglier Warmonger, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon or Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.
Chuck Terzella has reached a rather dubious milestone in his mediocre career as a writer on thespoof.com. He has just posted his one hundredth story on the online humor magazine, a feat that has caused loyal readers much dismay. However, plaudits and...
President George W. Bush, for perhaps the first time during his Presidency, has found himself in agreement with two thirds of the American people. A new poll shows that two thirds of those surveyed believed that the United States was at least "somew...
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has entered Walter Reed Army Hospital for treatment of an undisclosed illness. Doctors have been more circumspect than usual when discussing Mr. Cheney's condition, other than saying it was an elective, but definitel...
In an effort to prove the truth in the statement, ‘What's the point of being an idiot if you can't show it off?' a Long Island New York man died after setting fire to a rug in his home, ironically located on Fire Island, and daring his roommate to st...
In another turnaround regarding Iraq, United States Pro Consul J. Paul Bremmer has announced that he is pulling all military forces out of major Iraqi cities and will no longer rely on Iraqi police or private security contractors to stabilize the sec...
In a stunning turnaround from his previous position as an anti-Bush Liberal, Chuck Terzella has openly come out in support of the Administrations actions pre 9/11. The former bleeding heart left wing pansy was quoted as saying, "You know, I like many...
In a sure sign that United States Secretary of Defense believes that the military situation in Iraq is falling apart, Donald Rumsfeld has ordered that more than 115 soldiers from the 974th Quartermaster Co. based in Amarillo Texas be kept in Iraq for...
Not content with inflaming anti-U.S. passions in the Middle East over it's invasion and mishandling of Iraq, President George ( Who cares about a bunch of Rag Heads?) Bush has gone to the next level by endorsing Israel's plan to unilaterally change...
Well, George Bush has done it again. Our Idiot in Chief has....
Rescuers are amazed at finding a five year old girl alive after being stranded for ten days at the scene of an accident which killed her mother. Ruby Bustemante survived on Gatorade and uncooked noodles. Attorney General John Ashcroft has opened an...
Al Jazeera has issued an apology to the Fox News Network for it's portrayal of the war in Iraq. Fox has complained that the Middle Eastern News Network's reporting is not "fair or balanced." An Al Jazeera spokesman Abdul Bull Durham, was quoted as s...
This is not a Spoof... go to Google...type 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' Pay close attention to the first entry.
President George ( Kill em all, let God sort em out) Bush, emerging from a 5 days in hiding at his Ranch in Crawford, Texas yesterday acknowledged that "it was a tough week last week." Mr. Bush's characterization of seven days which saw more than 60...
April 11, 2004 Pope John Paul II's Easter message called on God to help World Leaders end war, terrorism and poverty. This plea from the Pontif...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
