In the wake of the news of budget cuts to NASA from the current administration in the USA, NASA has announced that it can no longer afford to go to the moon, the large white ball sitting a quarter of a million miles away. Instead, they'd prefer to...
The Chinese Government in Beijing tonight announced their intention to capture a living creature when they land on the moon in 2012. Chinese leader, Wun Hung Lo, went live on television to let the World know that China's Space Camp was now open fo...
Panic struck the special unit of the NSAS (National Security Agency - Space) after President Obama inadvertently cut all re-supply spending in the 2010 budget. Although all requests for information have been denied through Freedom of Information Act...
Iran today launched a rocket into space carrying a dozen worms a rat and two turtles. President Ahmadinejad has now stated that they will soon be sending a manned rocket into space and this has clearly worried America. Forget weapons of mass dest...
Greenbelt MD: President Obama came to the headquarters of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to explain his decision to put a new manned space flight program to the moon on hold. The president, via a C-SPAN TV hookup to all N...
US President Barack Obama today cancelled the waste of time project to send humans to the Moon for the first time, as 'it's ridiculous and scientifically impossible'. In 1969 a ridiculous fake Moon landing was acted out by ham actors and obvious manu...
The solar system is in turmoil today after Earth snubbed an invitation from the Moon raising fears that the 4.5 billion year relationship between the two could be heading down a black hole. The Moon has also learnt of allegations, revealed by the Sun...
Who was the first man on the moon. If you ask anybody they will say it was Neil Armstrong we all saw it on television as he stepped off the lunar lander on to the surface of the moon we even have it on video tape as he steps on to the moon. An exp...
Astronomers have discovered that the moon is indeed the next planet to be inhabited. Not by man, but by animals. The animal of choice to be Rats. Eugene Watts has been collecting rats for the past six months just for this very project. Presentl...
The Cosmos - (Winter Triangle): Thursday night's partially eclipsed full moon will be the first New Year's Eve Blue Moon for nineteen years. At 19.13GMT it will straddle the winter sky in a trajectory cutting across the Beehive Cluster, Big Oil's...
NASA's announcement that there's water on the moon has created a flurry of activity in the business world: --Producers of Evian bottled spring water have announced that they will be moving all its operations to the moon. Interviewed in Switzerl...
Along with NASA's unprecedented announcement today that water has been discovered on the moon, came a joint press release from the Department of Homeland Security: The moon has been proliferating nuclear weapons, as well as harboring terrorists, and...
NASA HQ, Roswell - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Sky News cosmology pundit Nasser Hussain has said that September's LCROSS lunar scramjet smash has yielded massses of diamonds, precious metals and LNG deposits. The former Essex and England cricket c...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Area 51): The concealment of doomsday scenario Planet X intelligence may have been covered up by the same lunar oil exploration company behind the Apollo moon landings fakery. An article in this week's seminal UpstreamShagge...
In a stunning announcement today, a spokesman for The T-Bagger and Birther movements stated that they were leaving in mass to emigrate to the moon. "We have had enough" said the spokesman, "and we're not going to take it any longer. We are going...
London - (Autumn Rectangle): Astrologers are warning of a disastrous ripple-effect on Sunday's Libra New Moon following NASA's wanton act of lunar vandalism last week. The Jet Convulsion Laboratory LCROSS rocket hit a strategic faultline in the bi...
Huoston,Tx.-The United States' space Agency, NASA, is quietly panicking over the discovery that the device it sent crashing into the moon, has punctured the shell of the small satellite, which is now slowly deflating. "What was once a beautiful fu...
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