London - (Autumn Rectangle): Astrologers are warning of a disastrous ripple-effect on Sunday's Libra New Moon following NASA's wanton act of lunar vandalism last week.
The Jet Convulsion Laboratory LCROSS rocket hit a strategic faultline in the birthchart of Old Fatty Ratzinger, usurper puppet monarch of Great Britain.
"Normally a borderline personality such as Queen Elizabeth can absorb the fallout from such a lunatic onslaught," World Council of Stargazers sources commented.
"However the astrological ephemeris shows the Moon's North Node transiting the karmic payback time zodiac sign of Capricorn."
Last Friday's bombing the Cabeus crater could trigger a fatal myocardial infaction because Mrs Ratzinger's cardiac pacemaker is aligned to the stars.
Sunday's lunation takes place at 5.33 GMT.
