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Funny story: Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Just a week after being crowned premiership champions, Manchester United have been relegated under a little known league footnote which states that any team beaten twice by West Ham in the same season automatically faces the drop. An appeal is alread...

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Funny story: The not so great escape

The not so great escape

As the football season draws to a close we are getting unconfirmed reports that Alan Curbishley has gone missing.

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

If legal action brought about by four premiership clubs is successful the West Ham squad will be forced to play their final game of the season wearing heavy wooden clogs and chainmail.

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Funny story: West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham United, amazingly still in the Premier League, have been hit by a massive fine over irregularities concerning the transfers of Argentinian players Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.

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Funny story: Sheringham unsure about his future

Sheringham unsure about his future

Teddy Sheringham has admitted to the press that he is unsure whether he will ever play for his football club, West Ham United, ever again. Sheringham, 74, has not played since January, and was publicly heard saying 'I may by using a walking frame,...

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Funny story: Gambling the West Ham way

Gambling the West Ham way

Family club West Ham United find themselves in an unwelcome spot of bother, with rumours running rife that the club is awash with indiscipline, depression and losing gambling addictions.

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Funny story: More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...

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Funny story: Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row

There was a sigh of relief today at West Ham's Upton Park ground, when Lloyd Daniel, the ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham was officially dumped by the former England star.

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Funny story: Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...

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