Teddy Sheringham has admitted to the press that he is unsure whether he will ever play for his football club, West Ham United, ever again.
Sheringham, 74, has not played since January, and was publicly heard saying 'I may by using a walking frame, but I feel as young and flexible as I ever have'
When asked about the situation, his manager replied 'He's just too old for this sh*t'
'Maybe it's time he got someone to hang up his boots.'
He continued 'He's a fantastic man, a fantastic grandfather, and a fantastic great grandfather, but oldness cannot be prevented, regardless of what those cheap adverts say. I've tried them all myself, none of them are worth the money.'
Teddy could not be further contacted as he was believed to be 'tired and taking an afternoon nap.'