The Eternal Nature Of Surprise: A Poem Of Love, Lust And Shock By Desmond Bachaus You stopped. Deeply, longingly, you looked in to my soul. Like the stars in the cool blanket of night, I watched the water sparkle and dance in your eyes. You said I was the one. You told me that you had never felt this way before. I too, had never felt like this. You took my hand. Clasping my fingers in...
At long last the secret that has been hidden from true believers has been revealed; the nymphet models for this provocative display of flesh have legs so long that they are virtual infinitesimal parallelograms. That being so, the fact that they...
An aspiring female golfer has her panties in an uproar and is suing the LGPA for not letting her try out for the tour all because she dumped her bag & putter! Lana Lawless (sic) (not making this up), a former MALE SWAT team member under went t...
New Orleans - (Crudités): The beleaguered oil firm is being sued by the city's 50,000 'special needs' sex workers for $500 million in compensation for loss of earnings. The New Orleans GLBT Sex Workers Collective says members are normally working...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Nob Hill resident was treated for a mild concussion after being knocked out cold by a transsexual in the streets of San Francisco Saturday night. James Foreman said he had just popped out for a pack of smokes and was returnin...
There was chaos at the Alternative T20 Cricket World Cup today as the English Transgender Cricket Squad literally started batting for the other team. The England team were due to play Australia in the opening match but the Australians refused to c...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Tests results were released today proving that controversial runner Enya Semencaster is in fact a woman, but not also a man, bringing scandal to the San Francisco Trangender Sports Gathering and rocking the city's she-male communi...
Pattaya, Thailand - Following his hasty and clandestine departure from TheSpoof.com headquarters in the UK, wunderkind CEO Mark Lowton has re-surfaced in Thailand. Rumours and speculation concerning Lowton have been rampant ever since he vacat...
In a bold move that stunned her supporters and dismayed her advisors, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has revealed to the world that she used to be a man.
If I just wanted to get you to read my post and went to the extent of juicing a headline, I would have done even better than that, like "Bush MRI Reveals Brain Fully Intact" or "Yoko Ono and Condi Rice Discovered in Love Nest", but this is a real deal here and as a hetero, I have to deal with my feelings about gay crabs (or transgender...I suppose like the headline says, some c...
Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...
A 14 year old boy in Germany has become the world's youngest transsexual.
So-called "intersex" fish, males who produce eggs in their testes, have been found in the Potomac River. Scientists are pointing to chemical pollution as the probable cause.
Alvaredo, Texas - (Ass Mess): The Women's Professional Rodeo Association is insisting that all finalists in this week's Mega Finale undergo rigorous DNA screwtiny before being allowed into the whorse and saddle enclosure after credible rumors...
WASHINGTON, Oct. 12, 2007 -- President Bush said today that he was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize with "humility and gratitude" and hoped to draw the Iraqi people "into our sewing circle."...
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