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Funny story: Commuter Train becomes Vomit Comet

Commuter Train becomes Vomit Comet

When the 06:30 South West Trains service left Salisbury bound for London Waterloo yesterday morning, everything seemed normal.

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Funny story: More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

MI6 has today revealed that yet more important documents have been left on a train despite recent publicity and a tightening up of procedures.

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Funny story: Secret Files Found On Train

Secret Files Found On Train

Secret British Government files were found on a train today, the Home Office admitted. The Independent on Sunday claimed that a big bag of highly sensitive files about terrorism and guinea pig food was somehow left on a seat on the Paddington to L...

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Funny story: Ain't that a kick in the head

Ain't that a kick in the head

As thousands of commuters struggled this week to make their way into Liverpool St after a bridge was struck, they faced further insult by train companies increasing fares prices again and fining passengers who complained.

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Funny story: No fatalities in tube train crash - politicians blame Network Rail

No fatalities in tube train crash - politicians blame Network Rail

A major incident, earlier today, thankfully saw no casualties when an underground train from the Bakerloo Line ran aground off the coast at Ramsgate in Kent.

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Funny story: Train Times

Train Times

Leonard Waring from Radcliff has shown that old trains are the way to go with economic improvements to railways.

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Funny story: Man who kills 11 train commuters in failed suicide attempt fights death penalty

Man who kills 11 train commuters in failed suicide attempt fights death penalty

Los Angeles, California - Almost two years ago, in the early morning hours, Samuel Rodriguez, decided to take his life by parking his Jeep Grand Cherokee on the railroad tracks.

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Funny story: Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

The Country Music Hall of Fame will have to make their latest induction posthumously as Nashville singing legend Buford T. White has gone to that "Great Old Train Station in the Sky." The singing legend, who was said to have inspired the careers of...

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Funny story: Last train to Clarksville, Essex

Last train to Clarksville, Essex

Train companies were warned as to the problems faced by passengers traveling home on Thursday and Friday evenings when city workers traditionally have a few beers in readiness for the weekend. Trains leaving Liverpool St on these nights after 10.30pm...

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Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Cub Scout Passenger found not guilty

Cub Scout Passenger found not guilty

A pretty STUDENT, who also works with disabled children, who was prosecuted for assaulting a train inspector on a train by whacking him in the goolies with her flip-flops walked free from court today with an absolute discharge.

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Funny story: New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

Upyers Press - Amtrak Officials have been working on a highly controversial, yet secret project at a test facility located in northern Alaska. The train has been under development since 2000 and has reached speeds as high as 666 mph, but would only a...

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Funny story: Hell Bound Train Derails

Hell Bound Train Derails

Hell's Gap, Wyoming (IP) - Hell bound train Hades 6-500 derailed today as it sped wildly south bound through snow covered terrain in northern Wyoming. It was a fortuitous turn of events for passengers aboard the sweltering hot and crowded confin...

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Funny story: Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

No sooner had Amtrak announced a program providing $100 in free booze on selected train trips than Alcoholics Anonymous announced a new AA program on wheels.

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Funny story: Sacked for blowing nose

Sacked for blowing nose

A former employee of South England Trains is taking legal action against the company following his sacking for "gross misuse of company property".

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Funny story: Flashing Judge In Trouble Again With His Cock

Flashing Judge In Trouble Again With His Cock

A Court of Appeal judge at the centre of the 'flashing on a train' storm is back in the public eye again this morning after it emerged that other people may also have been the recipients of his own peculiar brand of advertisi...

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