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Funny story: "Whole world against me, so I'm leaving!" blasts Gibson

"Whole world against me, so I'm leaving!" blasts Gibson

Mel Gibson, currently coming under much criticism due to racist and sexist outbursts recorded by his estranged ex-girlfriend and mother of his daughter, Oskana Grigorieva, today called a press conference outlining his plans to live on the moon. "T...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-Semite Mel Gibson is secretly dating drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-judge Lindsay Lohan, periodically reliable sources suggest. In fact, to show solidarity with Lohan, these sources indicate that if Gibson ever goes to co...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson fighting for his career - again?

Mel Gibson fighting for his career - again?

Mel's acting career is in jeopardy again and it has nothing to do with Canadian-born game show host Alex Trebek (yet another Canadian who most people think is American). Mel's up to the eyes in it again after a radio station got hold of a 2 minute...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star In "The Crazed Bloke - The Raoul Moat Story"

Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star In "The Crazed Bloke - The Raoul Moat Story"

LA HABRA, California - Mel Gibson has just announced that he has purchased the movie rights and and will star in the upcoming motion picture The Crazed Bloke - The Sordid Story of Raoul Moat. Gibson, was sitting by the pool of his $125 a day Holid...

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Funny story: Mel "Mad Max" Gibson Has Truly Gone Off The Effen Deep End

Mel "Mad Max" Gibson Has Truly Gone Off The Effen Deep End

MALIBU BEACH, California - A member of the Malibu Beach Police Department interviewed alleged Australian woman beater Mel Gibson about his alleged beatings of his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Ms. Grigorieva, who managed to get herself pregnant wi...

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Funny story: Mexico's Drug Cartels Have Reportedly Put Out A Hit On Mel "Open Mouth - Insert Foot" Gibson

Mexico's Drug Cartels Have Reportedly Put Out A Hit On Mel "Open Mouth - Insert Foot" Gibson

TIJUANA, Mexico - Well it appears that the Australian lad, Mel Gibson, has finally gone and stepped smack dab in a great big old pile of Aberdeen Angus cowshit. It is one thing to call his girlfriend names, to racially slur a L.A. Jewish Police Of...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Defends African-Americans to Girlfriend

Mel Gibson Defends African-Americans to Girlfriend

NAACP International Ambassador of Goodwill Mel Gibson --fresh off of his trip to Israel to accept his "Goyim Of The Year" award-- has made sure his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva is keenly aware that it is not always an African American rape suspect's...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Explodes (Again)

Mel Gibson Explodes (Again)

Mel Gibson has reportedly exploded in another racially charged tirade, this time it wasn't against the Jews, but mostly throwing around the N-word at his ex, Oksana Grigorieva. A couple of tabloids reported that his abusive and disgusting rant was...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Says That The "N" Word He Yelled Out At His Baby Mama/Girlfriend Was Not THE "N" Word But The Word "Norwegian"

Mel Gibson Says That The "N" Word He Yelled Out At His Baby Mama/Girlfriend Was Not THE "N" Word But The Word "Norwegian"

SAN FRANCISCO - Mel Gibson was in town visiting some of his longtime gay friends when he was asked about the fact that his girlfriend/baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, has him on tape using the dreaded "N" word. Gibson immediately said that he wanted...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Gets Restraining Order Against Grigorieva

Mel Gibson Gets Restraining Order Against Grigorieva

Telling friends that he didn't want to wind up like the guy who died this week from the S&M session, actor Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. It appears that "Natasha", as he now refers...

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Funny story: Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Megastar and producer Mel Gibson entered a crisis center in California today to deal with the grief of losing his Russian hottie Oksana Grigorieva. The action came from the Russian government announcing that all children adopted from the west must be...

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Funny story: Fat Linda Ronstadt Ruins Mel Gibson's Fantasies

Fat Linda Ronstadt Ruins Mel Gibson's Fantasies

Instead of being in trouble again for getting smashed and shooting his mouth off about somebody or other, a very sad-looking Mel Gibson told a reporter from UP2 Saturday night that he had just seen a fat Linda Ronstadt and that was why he was drinkin...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

Kirstie Alley Hates Andy Dick - Says She'll Use Him As A Tampon!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley who has ballooned up to 413 pounds says that she has tried to lose weight, but it seems that when she loses two pounds she gets so excited and celebrates by eating and ends up gaining three pounds. Alley who has bee...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Hired as Toyota Spokesman

Mel Gibson Hired as Toyota Spokesman

It was announced today that "Edge of Darkness" star Mel Gibson would be the new spokesman for Toyota, which has recently been plagued with the minor defect of cars not stopping when the driver wants. The announcement came on the heels of a press c...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Spent Saturday Night In Jail

Mel Gibson Spent Saturday Night In Jail

Mel Gibson, who has recently finished a movie in Mexico and was apparently celebrating Saturday night, because he was pulled over after weaving a bit down the street in Los Angeles. "Funny thing", the arresting cop told one of our reporters, "He w...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson to Host Racial Tolerance Classes

Mel Gibson to Host Racial Tolerance Classes

Following a carefully orchestrated return to the spotlight, Mel Gibson will follow up the release of his latest movie, "Edge of Darkness", with a mea-culpa series of racial tolerance lectures at local universities. Not connected to any legal settl...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Elevated to Cardinal

Mel Gibson Elevated to Cardinal

WASHINGTON - At a special convocation of the College of Cardinals, Pope Benedict announced the elevation of Mel Gibson to the position of Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church. Although rumors had been circulating ever since the release of Gibson's f...

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