NAACP International Ambassador of Goodwill Mel Gibson --fresh off of his trip to Israel to accept his "Goyim Of The Year" award-- has made sure his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva is keenly aware that it is not always an African American rape suspect's fault if the alleged act is committed; sometimes the victim is at fault.
In fact, as Mel pointed out, if a woman looks like a barnyard animal during mating season, the woman's is morally and legally liable.
"You look like a f*king pig in heat," counseled Mel, during a taped conversation with Ms. Grigorieva. "And if you get raped by a pack of (the "N" word, pluralized) it will be your fault."
"This is darned good advice," said Clem Bubbabubba, director of N-word Behavior for The University of the Ku Klux Klan. "Ya can't dangle a pig in heat near 'em. They go nuts!!
Mel also took the time to explain that Grigorieva was a "whore" and a "c-nt", which translate in Australian to "Sweetie Pie" and "Love of my Life", respectively.
That Gibson also practices amateur dentistry as a hobby turned out to be beneficial to Grigorieva, when Gibson lessened the amount of time Grigorieva has to waste with oral hygiene when he allegedly punched her in the face, knocking out two of her teeth.
Mazel-Tov, Mel. Keep up the good work. You racist asshole.
