News that an MP has tabled an Early Day Motion condemning the closure of Leeds's Tetley brewery has fuelled the growing anti-Dane mood in the UK. As we reported yesterday, the Danish government's decision to ban the sale of Marmite in the country...
Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing detail...
The fifth secretary to the secretary of the secretary of David Cameron's third secretary, has disclosed the contents of a communication received this month from a proletriat voter in Nottingham. There will be a collection for payment in the near future. Here is the critical ode that was sent. Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity, Along with astucity,...
Burnley M.P Gordon Birtwistle has been censored for playing with a children's Mobile in the House of Commons. John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, had to tell the Liberal Democrat MP to put the mobile away and sit down as the rotating leaves and colo...
It's not a good time to be a Lib-Dem at the moment. The humiliating bi-election defeat, and the embarrassing reversal on tuition fees, have all served to weaken the party's position in the polls. As if this wasn't bad enough, further humiliation was...
Disgraced MP Eric Illsley, who was jailed earlier this month for defrauding his parliamentary expenses, is coping in prison according to his wife. Dawn Illsley told the media that, as her husband was a carpenter before entering politics, it was na...
Independent MP Frank Thomson has resigned from the Land and Agriculture Sub Committee after being overheard "dissing" rape seed production in the United Kingdom. Rape seed is one of the most popular crop in the country and is used in the productio...
In a bold move to re-establish confidence in our MP's David Cameron made the decision to fit a revolutionary new lie detector in the House of Commons, but that decision may now have back fired. The device engineered by a German scientist and teste...
From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...
The South East MEP and former UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage has spoken of the light aircraft crash he was involved in last May. He suffered broken ribs, bruised lungs and facial injuries in the accident in Northamptonshire on polling d...
The eyes of cattle may reveal signs of neurological disorders such as mad cow disease, say scientists. Researchers, led from Iowa State University, US, examined the retinas of sheep infected with scrapie - a disease similar to BSE, or mad cow dise...
Many MPs have voiced their concerns about their lack of cash as a result of last year's expenses scandals. In the past to get their hands on lots of lolly MPs would simply hand over a grubby receipt for a porn movie or bird house. The process...
It appears Sally Bercow has a lot to answer for! Her risque photos in front of Big Ben have inspired other MP's wives and partners to get in on the act! A 'Calendar Girls' style calendar to be released as part of this year's Comic Relief celebrati...
The Spoof Gazette scoop, reveals that the Government and opposition Cabinet members has come up with an idea to make up their losses, due to having their expense fiddlings limited now that it is being monitored by their fellow crooks in the Government, and they must be more careful not to get caught. It has been proposed that members record a cover version of previous hit records, to be release...
A leaked report from the Ministry of Justice suggests that ministers wish to save HMP Ford, the open prison in Sussex which was last seen going up in smoke, because, were it to close there would be nowhere to send disgraced MPS, Lords and D List cele...
There is trouble brewing at a host of inventors premises throughout the UK and the rest of Europe following a directive by the expense claimers, er, Eurocrats of Brussels, The Hague, Luxembourg and parts of Cleethorpes (closed Wednesdays). Profess...
It's now official - as broadcast this morning on BBC Radio Four's morning News Briefing programme, water will become more valuable than oil and land by 2020. Activities revealed by our Spoof Gazette reporter, directly from the Stock Exchange news...
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