Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...
(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...
Self extinguishing cigarettes that go out in 60 seconds if they are not smoked will become compulsory across Europe within three years. A new EU ruling will force tobacco companies to use fire retardant paper in all cigarettes by 2011 in a bid to cut...
Tennessee Times, July 2008: A new unauthorized biography of Al Gore will hit the bookstores next month. It chronicles the Gore family history from the time the Patriarch Alphonsis Gorelescu left Europe and came to America, to his modern day heirs. Here is the frontispiece summary of this 3211 page coffee table book.
After a flurry of secret government documents and databases holding the personal details of many UK residents conveniently going missing on trains and in the post, TheSpoof.com now brings you the latest piece of confidential government info to go ast...
Today, people from a country that has never won a war lampooned the Italian people. Italians of course created the world's first superpower, the Roman Empire, and fought and conquered almost every people they came across - apart from the Scots - b...
Historians have argued that the Irish monasteries' dedication to literary culture may very well have been an important influence in the preservation of western culture. Guilt and beer have also been counted among Ireland's great cultural cont...
The European Union commission are alleging that the voting on the Lisbon Treaty by Ireland has been rigged. The Irish Government carefully explained what type of questions were in the treaty which needs to be ratified by all 27 member countries.
Churchill, leader of our independent nation, today told reporters that he promises us a vote on joining the European super state, unless it looks certain that we will all say no.
In a dramatic move aimed at harmonising sell-by and use-by dates on products other than food, the mandarins (sadly no use-by date on these particular fruits) of Brussels have imposed rules to cover an extended range of non-food products.
One of the most popular girl groups of recent years has been forced to split due to irreconcilable differences. The girls, famous for their catchy songs and raunchy videos have been forced to break up due to deeply held views about whether the UK sho...
Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.
Kourou, French Guiana (IPP) - The Europeon Space Agency (ESA) launched an Ariane rocket from Europe's space port in South America. The Ariane is piloted by Mexican astronauts. ESA has been outsourcing its astronaut jobs in order to save money.
From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.
The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.
Nicosia, Cyprus - The year 2008 has been bringing many things. To the members for the so called "euro-zone", it brought two new members as Cyprus and Malta, two Mediterranean island countries and European Union (EU) members adopted the euro...
A noted Washington think tank, The Center for Human Beings, released a study recently which declared that Europeans are better than Americans.
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