Irish Referendum Rigged Claim

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Friday, 13 June 2008

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Old Irish women prepares to vote NO

The European Union commission are alleging that the voting on the Lisbon Treaty by Ireland has been rigged. The Irish Government carefully explained what type of questions were in the treaty which needs to be ratified by all 27 member countries.

The questions were thought to be:

  1. Are the Irish thick?
  2. If you were dyslexic, what would the word
    'ON' mean?
  3. When you tried smoking Cannabis, did you inhale?
  4. Have you ever seen God?
  5. (For german immigrants ONLY) What is ten minus one?
  6. What is the abbreviation for number?
  7. Would you believe a politician?
  8. Do you like English People?

Mr Robert O'Mugabe, who devised this small democratic, questionnaire said;

"Dat would be a no den!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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